I had one of those mad dashes to the airport. I was out having Bangladeshi food in Brick Lane, East London. Finished in plenty of time to get back to the hotel, collect my bags and make Heatrow well before departure. The taxi drive drove like a madman. The fare was 52 pounds and change. More than a hundred bucks, but he did exactly what I wanted, drive like Jensen Button so I told him to round of the fare to 60 quid. I'm paying by credit card, I had no pounds left, and he runs the card on the machine and the tab comes up to 66 pounds. Knowing I was in a hurry, he tried to fuck me. I couldn't really say anything since I'd have missed my flight, or so I thought. So I just signed it and I'll deal with Amex later.
The check-in line is blissfully short. The woman at the desk tells me the flight is on time and I have about 25 minutes to get through security and get my tuchus to the gate. I even have time to stop off at the BA lounge and grab a cold drink. Security is not nearly the pain in the ass in Europe as it at home. No pointless taking off of the shoes, for example. And I'm cruising to the gate. Only I get to the get which is at the ass end of Heathrow Terminal 1 and there is no one there. No passengers. No Attendants. No Pilots. Just a plane and a deserted gate. I asked someone at another gate and, well, it turns out the flight is delayed. An hour. I head back to the British Airways lounge to see if I can't have a shower.
I was a sweaty mess. Another hot day in London, close to 30 degrees. Not a cloud in the sky absolutely beautiful. I'd been walking all day, and I was exhausted and covered in sweat. After I checked out and had breakfast, I headed up towards Buckingham Palace which was right around the corner from my hotel. I heard someone saying that the changing of the guard was on at 11. I didn't get there by 11, but it was a little more pomp an circustance than a simple changing of the guard. It turns out it was the queen's 80th birthday today. Good timing again. Tons of tourists are surrounding all the streets around the palace. Police everywhere. Irish Guards (the ones in the bearskin hats, lining the streets. Mounted horse brigade in formation in front of the entrance gate. Union Jack bunting flying on every lamp post. Amazing.
A few minutes after I arrive, the parade starts. One formation after another. One carriage with some women, I have no idea who, some royals perhaps. And then an open black carriage with the queen, dressed in purple from head to toe. I'm not exactly startstruck by this sort of thing, on the other, this is not exactly something you see every day. I was just lucky to be in the right place at the right time
I got out of the palace area and away from the hordes of tourists as soon as I could and headed up to Hyde Park, walked along the serpentine lake, around the the Diana memorial fountain (pretty cool by the way), really wishing I had on shorts instead of jeans (what an idiot I am). I left the park and headed down to the Museum District for a peek around the Victoria & Albert Museum. Had never been there before. Interesting collection. I wish I was a little more lucid and able to appreciate it. I strolled around, most enjoying the AC and in a state of dream sleep deprived bliss as I tried to take in the massive Raphael "Cartoons" and the extensive South Asian collection, tons of artifacts and gifts collected and gived to the royal family.
The building itself is worth checking out. I don't know much of the details, but it was bombed fairly heavily by the Germans. When you walk around the outside, you can see where the shellls damaged the facade. Insdie, there's a blessedly cool interior courtyrad with a fountain you cool your feet in and a little cafe selling sandwiches and things. I would have stayed there for the rest of the afternoon, but I wanted to see Phil again. I never know when I'll makle it back this way. Hopefully it won't be another 17 years, but you never know.
He was able to get away for a few hours and we agreed to meet near Brick Lane to get some Bangladeshi food. It was straight shot from South Kensington to the Brick Lane area. Phil had a more circuitious route, had a make a few changes and the Tube was delayed here and there. I waited for him for more than hour, which sucked, not because of the waiting, which I'm never a fan of but can deal with, but because I was starting to feel un stroked and dehydrated. I bought a few bottles of water and found a nice cool place to sit down, The Whitechapel Gallery, as it turns out. Phil finally we turned. We had some Baltis, pappadams and garlic naan at some place on Brick Lane. It was superb. Something I missed on my first trip to the UK.
Phil toured me around the area for about 20 minutes. Then we headed back to the Underground. Phil's train came. We said our goodbyes and he disappeared down the tube. 30 minutes later, my train still hadn't arrived. I wasn't panicing or anything, but I was seriously cutting it close. I was tired, still am as I write this, covered in sweat and ready just to be on my way. The Tube was hot as hell and that didn't help matters. Finally the train arrived. Maybe took 30 minutes to get me back to St. James Park where I had to collect my bags and arrange for a taxi. And you know the rest.
So I'm back at the BA lounge and I find the spa where I can have a shower. I'm going to have to get back into my sweaty clothes, so this isn't going to be the best thing ever, but it will feel good and kill some time while I wait for my delayed flight. Eveything would have great except for two things. One is that the drainage in the shower was fucked and the bathroom flooded. No big deal, except that I hadn't noticed and by the time I realized what was going on, one of my shoes was inundated. It was good thing I didn't have my laptop bag on the floor, eh?
The other thing, a larger problem, was that the AC was busted in the spa so as soon as I showered and dried off, I was sweaty all over again. Pretty pointless excercise.
Now the flight is delayed even further. Orgininally it was 6:15. Then 7:15 and now 7:40. Which means I will probably miss all the the USA v. Italy game which starts locally at 8. I don't rate the USA and I think Italy will spank us, but I'd still like to the see the game.