May 30, 2006

Up All Night

I'm going to be up all night studying for my Essentials of Marketing. I fell behind after the trip to New York and with so much stuff going on, it's been hard to catch up. I still have 3 chapters to read tonight. Plus I need to go over all the other chapters from earlier in the course. I love the class, but some of the reading is just unbearably dull. i don't need to get an A on the final or anything. Honestly, I couldn't give a shit what grade I get. I just need to pass the class so I get reimbursed by the company. I got a B on the midterm. I talk in every class and participation is a large chunk on of the final grade. Our group project, a marketing plan for a company that makes edible toothpicks was late getting going but come on strong after I installed a wiki for our group so that we could collaborate remotely. And the final, well, the final will proabably be tough, and I could most likely pass it without doing any more studying tonight, but I'm going to power through these chapters and make a good showing. Maybe even learn something.

May 29, 2006

No Trace of Irony?

In this place where valor sleeps, we are reminded why America has always gone to war reluctantly, because we know the costs of war. We have seen those costs in the war on terror we fight today. These grounds are the final resting place for more than 270 men and women who have given their lives in freedom's cause since the attacks of September the 11th, 2001.

-- George Bush, Honors Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery, 29 May 2006

Reluctantly? Does he seriously think that anyone believes him when he says that? Yes, we releuctanly went into war with Iraq. Reluctantly. That's the word I'd use. We reluctanly invaded the country only after we'd exhausted all diplomatic channels. We relunctantly invaded because Iraq had links to al Qaeda. And we reluctanly invaded because Saddam was going to nuke us. And we reluctanly invaded because people of the Middle East deserve freedom, the Almighty's gift to everybody who lives in the world (unless your country isn't sitting on a pile). Reluctant. Indeed. Reluctant.

Belly Dancer of the Year 2006


The finals were yesterday. Still trying to get the online. I would have it done, except, well, for a minor accident last night.

from Seatle, who I thought should have won last year, took home the title. Everyone went home happy.

Here is how they finished:

Winner:
1st Runner up:
2nd Runner up:
3rd Runner up:
4th Runner up:


UPDATE: All the pics are online now. And, well, there are good and

Michelle, who unfortunately did not place despite an excellent performance, has a few of my shots up on her website already, including on the banner on her home page.

I Nearly Sliced Off My Finger Last Night

Fucking cats! Long story short. Cutting a baguette. Fil jumps on the counter. Distracted, I slice right through the bread and into the meat of the middle finger of my left hand. Clamly, I stopped the bleeding (temporarily) and finished making my proscuitto and brie sandwich (the rabbi would be proud). When the flow wouldn't stop, I headed off to the emergency room. 3 1/2 hours later I was discharged with 4 stitches and a dull a ache in my index finger. Fucking cats.

Pictures from the cellphone are .

May 26, 2006

Are You Ready for Some Football?*

Anyone else psyched about the ? I am. I always am. Love the sport. Love the event even better. This time all my favorite teams are in. The USA, of course. Australia, natuallly (it's about time!). The Dutch, as expected, are in. It should be a great event.

I will be in Europe for most of the start of the competetion. I don't know if I will be able to make it over to Germany, but I will be in England for the Trinidad & Tobago match on the 15th of June. I will be in Switzerland for the June 13th match against France. I will be in Spain for the June 19th match against Tunisia. And I will be in Holland for the quarterfinals. Hopefully Clockwork Orange will still be playing.

Everyone's favorite, seemingly always, is Brazil. Of course, they have a great team. Of course they are fun to watch Of course they should be favored. But no South American team has won the World Cup in Europe since 1958. If anyone can do it, Brazil can. In 1958, they conquered Sweden. Pele was 17 and ready to set the world on fire with his wicked skills. I don't believe Bazil have a Pele this year, but they do have all the usual suspects: Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Adriano, Robinho, Roberto Carlos. And then they are ranked #1 on the FIFA World Rankings.

You can take that with a slight grain of salt, because In those same rankings, somehow the USA is ranked number 5. Number 5? Only Brazil, the Czech Republic, the Netherlands and Mexico are better in the eyes of FIFA. That means the USA Is better than England. Better than France. Better than Italy, Argentina, Germany, Denmark, Croatia, Japan. I just don't know. The USA had a decent showing at the last World Cup in Japan and South Korea. And they should, theoretically, be better, more mature, whatever, than 4 years ago. But we'll see.

They are in the so-called "Group of Death" along with the Czech Republic, Italy and Ghana. If the USA can make it out of group play (I suspect it will be CR and Italy), then maybe, just maybe I'll believe the ranking.

While I'm going to be in Europe for most of the event and I should be able to catch many games, this is going to be a far different event for me than each of the past two where I wasn't working. It just turned out that way. In 2002 I was getting ready to leave for the Peace Corps. I was up all hours taking in all the games. I did some work as a freelance photographer, but nothing that would get in the way of watching the games. In 1998 when the World Cup was in France, I had just moved back to Los Angeles after leaving CNN and Atlanta. I was still looking for a job and living at my dad's place. I watched most of the games at an English pub on Ventura Blvd. This time around, I have to work.

Hopefully I'll at least get to check out the best games in group play and the most of the final 3 rounds. Have to absolutely, no questions asked, have to see the semis and the finals. My prediction? I'd love to see Holland vs. Brazil in the finals and Holland take home a long overdue title. But I gut tells me that Brazil will win. Germany will find a way to get to final with a series of 1-0 boring wins, but the South Americans will dismantle them in the finals.

* I'm talking about real football

How Would A Patriot Act?

If you want to keep up to date with the all the legal machinations of the Bush Administration and the twisted logic of his one-eyed defenders, there is no better place than Glenn Greenwald's Unclaimed Territory. Glenn's insightful commentary rooted in his remarkably deep understanding of constituional law and keen eye for hypocrisy makes for some of the best reading on the web.

His entires are not short, so you'll need to devote some amount of time to keep up, but it will be time well spent, because a few years from now when our rights and the democracy that we are so proud of and zealously try to "export" are appreciably eroded, you'll wonder how it happened. But only if you do not read Glenn reliogiously, like so many people who are worried that our country is headed in a radically wrong direction.

If you like what you read there and want to support him, pick up a copy of his recently published book, How Would A Patriot Act?. I ordered from Amazon. It just came. I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but I will very shortly and let you know what I think.

May 25, 2006

I'm Weak

There's nothing like a Pilates class to expose just how weak you are. Just when you think you're getting into a decent shape try working on your core and you'll be hurting. This Pilates class that I've been trying to take every Thusday morning just kills me. I can't beleive how little I actually move and how much I sweat just trying to keep my core stabilized. I know if I can keep it up it will be great for my body, but right now it is abusing me so hard.

Europe in June

I'm headed to Europe for work for almost the entire month of June. I'm leaving June 2nd. Spending the weekend in London. Working a few days in Oxford. Heading over to Paris to meet with some colleagues. Flying to Basel to talk to some IT folks. Back to London for a web design conference. Flying from there to Barcelona for a tech meeting. Then up to Madrid to meet with a customer with my former counterpart. It's an insane schedule, and I don't know how I'm going to pack for it, but it should be incredibly productive and, well, fun. Just for good measure, I'll take a week of vacation at the end. Somehow I need to get from Madrid to Amsterdam. I think I'll manage.

(The biggest mystery of the whole trip is just how many of the precious things that I leave behind in my place that my cats will piss on in my absence).

Fuck Ya!

A lifetime of sodomy, a deserved reward for fucking over so many people. (I guess we have to wait for the sentencing, but this is a great start).

May 22, 2006

NYC Bagels

I don't know what it is about bagels in California (oh, wait, it's that they are all made by Koreans), but they just suck. Nothing. Nothing will put into sharper focus the difference between our locally Korean made bagels and actual bagels than a trip to a New York bagelry. Doesn't matter which one. Pick any of them. Upper West Side. East Village. Doesn't matter. I don't know if it's the water, the recipe, the dough, or what, but something about New York bagels is just damn right and for a jew whose tenuous connection to his culture consists merely of regular consumption of round pieces of half-boiled, half-baked dough sliced in half, toasted, topped with cream cheese and some kind of smoked fish, maybe a tomato slice, or a red onion or even capers, when available, it's crucial to have the real deal.

Why do I mention this? I brought half a dozen bagels back with me and I finished the last one this morning. So it's back to the fucking Korean-made bastard bagels for this jewboy.

May 21, 2006

Under New Ownership

My large green piece of luggage, which has served me so well and which, like an idiot, I didn't put away right after I returned from New York, is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of .

May 16, 2006

I love New York

I don't know how else to say it. I really don't. The city is just so great. I love the buidlings, and the people and the energy and the musuems and the subway. There's so much to do. There's so much to see. It's so easy to get around. There's so many good restaurants. The bagels are awesome. Central Park is amazing. I honestly cannot get enough of the place.

So I spent two days there for work, meeting the PR firm that works with my new company. We were sorting out some branding issues and planning our Internet strategy. The guy who was running the show? His title was something like Senior Vice President, Corporate Reputation. Corporate Reputation? Every heard of that before? The really eye-opening thing about this trip was to find out jus thow much this New York PR firm does for my Swiss-based company. I'd love to know how the relationship evolved, but for now, I'm just happy to watch it from afar.

On the weekend my brother took the bus up from DC. We stayed at the W in midtown. We had a great time. Despite Brian's torn ACL (a story that I neglected to write about), we walked all over the place, from midtown across the Park to the Upper West Side. All through Central Park. Across the Brooklyn Bridge. We went to the , saw Jeter and A-Rod hit home runs as the Yanks beat the A's in a squeaker, 4-3. We went to the Met, saw . We even saw some famous people. We saw Kelsey Grammar and his wife in a carriage along Central Park South. We saw Barbara Walters, Charlie Rose and Karl Bernstein coming out of the at a massive synagogue on Lexington. We even sat in front of some loud mouth right-wing documentarian at the Yankee game who wouldn't shut up. (my brother recognized his voice).

We lucked out with the weather. It was supposed to rain all 4 days, but we only had a slightest hint. We had a gloriously sunny day on Saturday and more than tolerable variable cloudiness on the others. It was just great all around just far, far too short.


Pics from the trip are .

May 14, 2006

Central Park Reservoir

Central Park

There are Crocs in New York

NYC Aligators
This is part of an installation by Chinese artist on the rooftop of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Guess where the knives are from?

May 10, 2006

Hotwired!

Trying to find a reasonably priced hotel in New York isn't easy. I lokoed around a few sites and finally decided to take the plunge and go with Hotwire. I've looked at Hotwire for years, but have bought anything from them because they won't tell what hotel you'll stay or what airline you'll fly (or when exactly you'll fly). For hotels, you tell them the rough location and the dates and they tell you the cost and the number of stars, but not the name of the property. So if you want to stay at a particualr place, Hotwire is not the site for you. But if you're will to take a gamble, you might be pleasantly surprised. I did and we ended getting a room at the W for the weekend for 200 bucks a night. Score.

May 09, 2006

Headed to the Big Apple

I'm off to New York for work tomorrow. Going to stay the weekend. My brother is coming up from DC. Should be fun even if the forcasted rain shows up.

I haven't been in the city since 2003. I love the place. The energy. The restaurants. The museums. The people. There's so much to do. It's so easy to get around. If the cost of living wasn't so damn high, I'd move there in a second.

May 05, 2006

Wikipedia

Does anyone out there use Wikipedia? I think it's one of the most useful sites on the web and one of the most incredible. Not only is all this information available to you free and online, but it has been collected and continues to be collected by anyone who cares enough to add information and edit the content. It's 100% collaborative so anyone can post anytime, anytime from anywhere. There must be thousands of people contributing to keep it up to date and relevant. Probalby a few on staff too

If you think about anything you could possibly want to know, you can find an insane amount of information. You can search on your surname or the country you live in or your passion and find an incredible wealth of knowledge including vast amounts of external links to even more information. And if you can't find what you are looking for there, you can simply find it somewhere else on the web and add your own entry on your own topics that other people will update, edit and maintain. It's truly remarkable.

There would seem to be large opportunity for digital vandalism, but the site seems to be self-policing and from what I have seen is generally bereft of conflict. This, of course, is not true in the political sphere, but the Wikipedia folks have set up "Talk" areas to discuss entries in dispute.

I just registered for an account, but you don't need to view the entries or edit them. I also edited my first page, the entry for my high school which had an incorrect link for the John Hutson Memorial Lecture Series.

**If you don't like the Wikipedia, you should at least like the Valley Girl or Ebonics Wackipedia.

Pathetic Bush Legacy

The official team bus to be used by the United States during the World Cup will not bear a flag for security reasons.

The 32 official buses were presented Thursday in Frankfurt and the other 31 buses have large national flags of the their teams painted on rear sides.

German and U.S. security officials came to the conclusion to leave the flag off the U.S. team bus, an official of the German organizing committee said, speaking on condition of anonymity because he wasn't authorized to discuss the topic.


Get that? Of all 32 teams that made it to the World Cup Finals in Germany this year, only the United States has to move its players around in stealth and not proudly show off the American flag because of fear of a terrorist attack. This is what happens when you sqaunder the good will of world and everyone hates you. It's pathetic.

Most Americans couldn't give a shit about this. Only a tiny fraction even carry passports and have little or no interest on what goes on outside our borders. But as some ne who travels, who has traveled extensively in muslim countries around the world, I find this profoundly disturbing.

The whole stoy is below the fold.

WC: United States team bus to show no flag

/ Associated Press Posted: 20 hours ago

FRANKFURT, Germany (AP) - The official team bus to be used by the United States during the World Cup will not bear a flag for security reasons.

The 32 official buses were presented Thursday in Frankfurt and the other 31 buses have large national flags of the their teams painted on rear sides.

German and U.S. security officials came to the conclusion to leave the flag off the U.S. team bus, an official of the German organizing committee said, speaking on condition of anonymity because he wasn't authorized to discuss the topic.

The bus is predominantly blue in color.

National teams use their buses to go from their hotels to practices, games and airports. They will have police escorts, and the Americans' exhibition game at Dortmund on March 22 was used as a test of security plans.

At the 2002 World Cup, the United States was among the most heavily guarded teams. When the Americans arrived at Incheon International Airport, about 500 police formed a corridor the players walked through as they came out of customs, with SWAT team commandos mixed in.

When the team's charter flight landed at Daegu Airport before a game against South Korea, two tanks were on the runway. Metal detectors were placed at the entrance of the team hotel throughout the team's stay.

Officers of the U.S. State Department routinely travel with the U.S. team when it plays outside the United States.

May 04, 2006

Keep the Internet Free - Net Neutrality

Congress must keep the Internet free and open by voting for meaningful and enforceable Network Neutrality--the Internet's First Amendment.
If you haven't been following this story, there's a movement afoot in Congress to end Net Neutrality in the United States which would essentially put a stop to the Internet as we know it by allowing broadband providers to discrimate access to those who are willing to a pay premium for services. This would end what many including me see as one of the essentials virtues of the Internet, that it is freely available and does not discriminate.

If you interested in preserving Net Neutrality, sign the petition.

The Ugliest Political Season Ever...

I've been saying this for a long time now offline, and it's finally time to say it online. This political season for the 2006 midterm elections is going to be ugliest we have ever seen in our lifetimes and possibly ever in this country. Why? There is just so much at stake. If either one of the two houses of Congress changes over from Republican to Democratic control we're going to see one investigation of the Bush Administration after another as the Dems wield their subpoena power to uncover all the crap that the White House has been trying to bury under a miasma of secrecy and privilege. With Bush's approval ratings at historical lows and sinking and the Republican Congress faring even worse in the eyes of the American public, all signs are pointing towards a shift in power that would spell disaster for BushCo. They are going to do everything they can to avoid what more and more is seeming like an inevitable conclusion. The Republicans are mired in scandal from Abramoff, to the NSA to Iraq, but the Democrats are not going to win simply by default as an alternative. They have to prepare themselves for millions upon millions of dollars spent on nothing but negative advertising. They have to be prepared to defend themselves against attack. They have to prepare to be swiftboated. And the American public has to prepare for all this too because, like I said, it's going to be ugly.

You Know the Skiing Was Good When You Come Home With Sunburnt Elbows

You Know the Skiing Was Good When You Come Home With Sunburnt Elbows
I've been lousy about updating the blog lately, and I'm sorry about that.

Last weekend I went to North Lake Tahoe with my buddy . We left early Saturday morning. Didn't have much of plan of where to ski, but we knew that we wanted to hit Squaw at least one of the days. Since her (share) house is right near Squaw, we decided to go directly there on Saturday morning. While we in line to buy lift tickets (the longest line we saw all weekend) we made the snap decisionto ski Squaw both days. At $113 for 2 consecutive days, it's still pricey, but $57.50 a day is easier to swallow than $68 for one day (or whatever it is). It was a great decision.

Squaw is an awesome place, even with onl half the lifts running. It's massive. The scenery is spectacular with soaring rocky peaks and views of distant Lake Tahoe. When it's 70 degrees, there isn't a cloud in the sky and the crowds are nowhere to be found, it's even better.

But 2 days of skiing in the sundrenched corn snow burned me to a crisp. My hairline was burned. My ears were burned. My wrists were bruned. My forearms were burned. And, as the title says, my elbows were burned. Did I put on sunblock? Sure did. I slathered on the SPF 30. The problem is that when you can only stay in the sun without protection for about 30 seconds without starting to fry, SPF 30 only gives you about 15 minutes of protection. So even though I kept reapplying, I just kept burning. It was a small price to for absolutely glorious spring skiing.

You Know the Skiing Was Good When You Come Home With Sunburnt Elbows
The snow was a little on the soft side, but it was so, so fun. Soft snow and soft moguls allow me to take on terrain that would other wise be off limits. So I had a chance to ski Headwall and Siberia Express, easily pushing aside the mushy moguls on Squaw's steepest slopes, some of which gave me vertigo, the fall was so sharp. Squaw is sort of an unusual ski area in that the runs have no posted names and therefore have no ratings. The lifts have a general rating and you ski runs off the lift based on your skill level. The problem is that if a lift services terrain from blue to double black diamond, you sort of have to feel your way around the mountain to get on the appropraite terrain. I've heard many stories of porr beginners who were stuck on the mountain for hours trying to pick their way down runs that they inadvertenly landed on. For me this isn't such a problem, but there are runs that I would rather avoid. However with the soft snow, there is a little on the mountain that I can't handle. So no worries. Just fun from KT-22 to Granite Chief.

It was excellent to finally get a lay of the land. The only other time I skied at Squaw was in a blizzard during the (another skiing weekend that I failed to write about. The snow was incredible, about 2 feet deep. Bu the visibility blew and most of the mountain was closed down. We skied he back of KT-22 all day and had a great time, but I never really got a sense of the size of the magnificence of Squaw Valley.

Sadly, I left my digital camera at home accidentally, but I did take some .

You Have Been Warned!

You Have Been Warned!
Has anyone else seen these billboards? What's the story? Is this some kind of viral/guerilla marketing or the work of some end times whackjob?

UPDATE: looks like it might be a promotion for a movie.