April 30, 2004

El Morocco

El MoroccoOn the last Friday of every month Jen performs at one of the local Middle Eastern restuarants, a place called El Morocco in nearby Pleasant Hill. When we were dating I would always go watch her and it was fun to sit back and see her entertain the crowd of diners.

She is particulary good with kids, all of whom assume, and not incorrectly, that she is a princess. She gets them up to dance, teaches them some of her moves and they all have a great time.

The food is great at El Morocco and I usually chomp down on this speciality called Bastilla while Jennifer spins away. Bastilla features layers of chicken, eggs and crushed almonds encased in phyllo pastry, all topped with cinnamon and powdered sugar. Washed down with a Casablanca, it's irresistable. Unfortunately on this night, I waited for Jennifer to finish dancing so that we could eat together, but it was a slow night in the restaurant and by the time she finished the manager, eager to get the hell out of there, shut down the kitchen.

Destination Walnut Creek

After being woken up with little whiskers in my face, I packed up the little mess I made in the motel, checked out and left the gleaming casinos of Reno behind on my way to Walnut Creek, CA. That's, right. The WC.

The highway heads up into mountains of North Lake Tahoe passing Northstar and Doner Pass ski resorts soon after passing over the California state line which not so much as a welcome greeting or a little green sign with the news that you've entered the Golden State. Instead you are greeted with dozens of CHP patrol cars and many pissed off motorists pulled over on the side of the highway with a black and white parked right behind them.

I managed to avoid any troubles and passed through Sacramento, Vacaville, Vallejo, over the Carquinez Bridge in Benicia and right into Walnut Creek before 1pm.

I was heading for the apartment of my friend Jennifer who graciously offered me a place to stay while I figured out what I was doing with the rest of my life, potenially a very long time.

April 29, 2004

Taking Cats Across State Lines For Immoral Purposes

Taking Cats Across State Lines For Immoral Purposes
THE SNOWY PEAKS OF NORTHERN NEVADA


Ok, so it was not exactly immoral, but if the kittens had their way, it would definitely be illegal. They made their feelings about the trip known early and often. Just as I had finished packing, Fil burst out of the house and escaped. I looked for her under the cars and under the house and in the neighbor's yard. I finally found her in what to her must have seem the largest litter box in the world, the sand box in the playground across the street. When she finished her business, we had a little argument about who was getting in the car. I said we were getting in the car. She replied you can do whatever the hell you want, I'm not getting in that damn car. I won the argument. Mak was just crying like I was taking him to the kitty torture chamber.

I hit I-70 in Avon and headed west with no nostaliga whatsoever for Vail. We sailed past Edwards, past The Lodge & Spa at Cordillera where Kobe Bryant alledgedly sexually assaulted a 19 year old woman, past Eagle, past the courthouse where at the very moment Kobe Bryant and his legal team were sitting for pretrial motions, past Glenwood Springs, past Grand Junction and out of the great state of Colorado at exactly 11:57am.

Enter Utah. I had originally planned to stop somewhere near Jordan or Provo and spent the night and ski the following day at Snowbird, the only resort still open in the mormon stronghold, but the kittens were docile, the roads were empty and I was feeling strong so I just carried on all the way to Reno. I steered past Salt Lake City and the Great Salt Lake. Past all the billboards adverstising the excitment awating you in the town of Wendover (apparently for mormons who had fallen off the wagon). Past a huge amount of nothingness.

Nevada was a surprise. I had never driven through the part of the country. The whole way from the border to Reno was lined with craggy, snow-capped peaks. It was amazing to look at and since there was hardly another car on the road to worry about, I looked a lot. I even took some pictures while crusing along at 90+ miles an hour.

When night fell, the rain started and was combined with heavy winds and a dust storm that caused me to reduce my speed to a palty 50 miles per. But this was only a short delay and I pulled into Reno around 10pm.

I drove close to a 1000 miles. I was exhausted when I finally put the cats in the Motel 6 just north of the I-80, but pleased that the better chunk of the driving was behind me. I ran out to get some Chinese food for dinner and watched Chris Rock on HBO until I nodded off some time after midnight.

April 28, 2004

The Lofty Summits of A-Basin

The Lofty Summits of A-Basin

SCALING THE EAST WALL PEAKS FOR EXTREME SKIING

Arapahoe Basin has snow. A lot of it. But to call A-Basin a ski resort is an insult to other resorts. There's no town. There's no lodging. There's no mid-mountain chalet. There's no summit lodge. There's just a parking lot on the side of the road. And there's just 6 lifts. And on the day I skied there, only five were running and one of them was the 3 pole lift on the kiddie hill and another was the "magic carpet" surface lift for the ski school, so really, there's just 3. A-Basin, however, has snow. Did I mention that? A lot of snow. The reason is that the base of the "resort" is 10780 feet, almost as high as any point at Vail.

To get to A-Basin, you head down the I-70 east from Vail towards Denver. Pass Copper Mountain. Drive through Frisco (Breckenridge). Continue on past Silverthorne (Keystone) and follow the winding road up into the mountains towards the Loveland Pass. Pull into the dirt parking lot, get your gear on and get you ass on the hill. It's that kind of place (aka no-nonsense).

Take the lift up. At mid-mountain there are two lifts, but one, the Norway Lift, is out of commission, so there's only one. But this one lift services a massive bowl so while I the whole day on this on lift, I never got bored.

The weather was perfect. Almost too perfect. I was dressed for chilly weather, but since there wasn't a cloud in the sky nor any wind to speak of, I headed down at lunch and exchanged my ski jacket and few layers for my Dale of Norway sweater.

The Lofty Summits of A-Basin

DALE OF NORWAY AND I AT A-BASIN

From the top of the lift at A-Basin, you have a few choices. After you take in the amazing scenery of the natural bowl that gives A-Basin it's name, you can go left to the West Wall where you can get a view of both Breckenridge and Keystone and some steep terrain off the terrifying cornice. You can go right and hit the trees and some nice cruisers. You can go way right into to the traverse of the East Wall where there's a huge open bowl with lots of steeps and plenty of rocks. The truly hearty can hike to the top of the East Wall and navigate through the fresh powder of the rock lined chutes.

There didn't seem to be many skiers on the hill. Maybe something like 200. There were no lift lines despite only one lift running at the top. I took 20-30 rides and only had company on the lift three times. I'd hate to see what A-Basin is like on a crowded day.

I'm not sure I'm going to rush back to A-Basin, unless it's sometime in July when I get the urge to ski and it's the only place open, but it was a fun day and I'm pleased I got to experience some of the majesty of the high Rockies before I left Colorado.

April 27, 2004

Goodbye to My Quiet, Little, Redneck, Podunk, White Trash, Mushuggeneh, Mountain Town

I'm leaving Colorado this morning. Details to come.

April 26, 2004

Best Con Flicks?

I'm not talking about ex-Cons. I'm talking about Con-Artists. I'm talking about The Grifters, The Usual Suspects, The Thomas Crowne Affair (both the Steve McQueen original and the Pierce Brosnan remake), and Confidence.

For my money, the best hands down is David Mamet's The Spanish Prisoner with Campbell Scott as the dupe Joe Ross and Steve Martin brilliant in the role of Julian 'Jimmy' Dell, the slicker than slick con-man, proving once again that former comedians make the best actors.

The plot twists and turns and you suffer along with Ross as he muddles his way through and falls into a trap set by Dell. The pace is subtle. The music is sublime. The film is eminently watchable.

The only major problem with the film is Rebecca Pidgeon, an astonishingly horrible actress who only manages to work because, well, she's fucking the director.

Off to A-Basin

At 10780 feet, Arapahoe Basin is the highest ski resort in Colorado. Because of its base elevation, the resort gets more and better snow than any any place around these parts. It also tries to stay open until July 4th, which isn't going to help me because I'm getting the fuck out of Dodge shortly. I'm hoping that being Monday the place is going to be empty and since we got dumped on here in Avon yesterday, that the snow will nice and fresh. The lifts open at 9 and I plan on being one of the first skiers on the mountain. Adios.

April 25, 2004

Day at Breck

Day at Breck

BRECKENRIDGE VIEWED FROM ARAPAHOE BASIN

There was no one on the road when I made the 45 minute trip east down I-70 to Breckenridge at a 7:45am. I stopped in Frisco for a bagel and, because it was the second to last day of the season, I was able to park right next to the lifts, above the lifts actually so that I got out of my car, put on my gear and skied down to the 6 seater Quicksilver Express.

My first impression of Breck was that the bottom of the mountain was etremely flat. The chair hummed along the shallowest grade terrain I have ever seen at any resort. But at the top of the lift, Breck shoots up and is as steep and wide as any place I have ever skied. I started on the southernmost slopes, Peak 10 and worked my way across the mountain.

The snow was absolutely perfect, especailly for spring. The base at Breck is 1000 feet higher than Vail, so this wasn't that much of a surprise. Other skiers were few and far between so I felt like I had the whole mountain to myself. It was also freezing cold, the sun tucked behind dense clouds, the snow lightly falling and the wind whipping over Lake Dillon and up the valley. The resort lived up to its nickname, "Breckenfridge", but I was prepared with longunderwear and a neck gator, and since the conditions were so excellent, I hardly noticed.

Breck is comprised of four major peaks, named numerically 7-10, with only seven being closed on this day (because of a race that I will get to later). Above the peaks on the extreme north side of mountain is Imperial Peak, serviced only by "The T-bar."

For those of you not in the know, a t-bar is a surface lift. It is shaped like an anchor which you stick behind your butt and it litterally drags your ass up the hill. Normally t-bars (if they are still around, most have been replaced by chairs) serve the flatest terrain, but not at Breck. At Breck it's the opposite. At Breck it's serves the severest, steepest expert terrain on the mountain. I have a few theories as to why this is, but the one that makes the most sense is that it's the surest way to keep idiot gapers off the top of the hill.

I travered to the t-bar with some trepidation because a) I was alone b) it's fucking steep c) there are no trees up there so there is absolutely no protection from the wind and d) I hadn't been on a t-bar in more than 15 years.

No matter. This was probably going to be my only chance to ski Breck so I sucked it up and went. Now the t-bar is no picnic. It's like riding a chair lift which is completely relaxing. It's work getting up the hill, even though the t-bar is doing most of the heavy lifting. You have the keep your skis pointed up the mountain and you thighs take a heavy beating especially if you get a bar that pulls one direction or the other. Then there's a 30 degree turn about a 1/4 of the way up which is no picnic. The top is so steep you're just hanging on for dear life and you reach the summit and you can let go of the t-bar it is with and incredible sense of relief that you made it. However that's nothing compared t the dozens of poor fuckers who were walking up beside me. That's right, walking.

There were several hundred hearty souls taking part in the Imperial Challenge, a grueling three-stage race testing competitors endurance as they bike and hike from the town of Breckenridge at 9600 feet to the top of Imperial Bowl on Peak 8 at 12,998 feet. The race warms up with a 10K mountain bike ride from the town across Peak 7 to Peak 8. Next comes a 2500 foot, wind testing ascent of Peak 8 to the top of Imperial Bowl, right past the t-bar. Last, racers descend to the base of Peak 8 on skis or a snowboard.

These poor people were suffering pretty hard by the time they got up to the t-bar. They were evenly divided between snowboard, alpine and nordic. Some had their skies or boards strapped to their backs, some used snowshoes, some telemarked their way up the slope. All were exhausted. The competitors were streched thin along the a line stetching from the base of the t-bar way above to Imperial Peak looking like marching ants as they hiked the last stretch to the snowy summit. I couldn't help but feel sorry for them. I would take the t-bar up, ski down, and on the subsequent ride up would pass the same racers again and again. It was tough to look at and inspiring at the same time.

The snow at the top was unbelievably good. It was powedery all over the place and you could find fresh trackless snow at the edges of the runs. But the several trips up the t-bar wore me down and I could only make 6 or 7 trips before my thighs told me it was time to take a break at the lower elevations, but not before I skied the steepest run I have ever been on in my life.

If you get off the t-bar an head to the right, there's a catwalk that turns into a single body wide track for several hundred meters and if you take it far enough, you will no skiers and completely untracked snow on grades that looked like 60%+, but it's hard to tell with you knees knocking and head pounding from fear. Or so the cowardly skiers tell me.

I found myself there, looking down the piste and thinking, what the fuck am I doing here. A few deep breaths and I plunged in. The snow was maybe five inches deep, but the pitch was so severe that I picked up speed like a rocket and could only manage three turns before I hit the bottom some 500 meters below going probably 50 miles an hour. Damn that was fun.

I went down to the bottom of Peak 8 to watch some of the racers finish and it was like there was a different microclimate down there. The sun was out, the mercury had risen well over 40 and the snow was turning into that corn meal consistency that I had come to know so well over the last weeks of the season at Vail.

I had gotten something like 17 runs in the morning. I only managed 8 more before I was totally drained and had to call it a day. But it was a great day.

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April 24, 2004

Play Ball

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No Idleness Today

I'm off this morning for a day of skiing at Breckenridge, about 45 minutes east of here. I've always wanted to ski at Breck. In fact, when I originally came out to Colorado I wanted to work there and was somewhat disappointed when I landed a job at Vail.

According to the resorts web site, there's two new inches of snow of the ground with more to come today. Half the mountain is closed, which is bummer, but there are still 15 of 27 lifts operating and since I only paid 15 bucks for a lift ticket, that's something I can live with.

Skiing a resort for the first time is something like visiting a country for the first or doing anything interesting for the first time for that matter. Everything is new. Lifts, runs, vistas, people, culture. All new and different. I'm really looking forward to getting there.

April 23, 2004

Iron Chef America. Yes!

If you're not already watching, stop what you're doing and turn on the Food Network. Flay, Puck, Sakai, Morimoto and Batali. You will not be disappointed. I guarantee it. Go watch. Stop reading. I mean it

I said go watch, you fool. What are you waiting for?

(the episodes go on all weekend and there are encore shows all next week in case you missed it)

April 21, 2004

Deja Vu of Idleness

I can remember that when I moved to Atlanta in 1996 that it took me a long time to figure out what to do with myself when I wasn't working, which was rare since I was suffering through an internhip at CNN during the day and working at an insanely busy restaurant at night. The reason was that when I was living in Santa Cruz, whenver I had any free time whatsoever, I was surfing. It was simple. I never had to think. Not doing anything. There are waves. Go surfing. Simple.

Now I'm in the same situation. When I wasn't photographing skiers on the mountain, I was skiing. On my days off, I was skiing. I never had to figure out what do. But now that Vail and Beaver Creek are closed, I'm experiencing the same feelings all over again. I read books and watch movies and play with the kittens, but I don't really know what to do beside that. It's not like it's nice outside. It's been cold with rain or snow all week. There's no place to hang out. I've actually gone into work each of the last three days to grab some photos for my portfolio, but that gets old real fast. You can't imagine how unbeleivably boring it is to sort through thousands of pictures of one horrible skier after another to find the gems. I gave up.

I know the weather will improve and there will be more to do, but in the meantime I'm going a little stir crazy with idleness.

Little Red Fil

This morning I was writing some postcards using my red sharpie because I couldn't find another pen around. Fil, being every so catlike, decided she needed to be in my lap at the same time I was trying to write "Uzbekistan" on a card to a friend serving in the Peace Corps. For her troubles, Fil know has a nice red "permanent" mark on her otherwise pristine white little paw. And I always thought she was the smart one. Sheee-it.

April 20, 2004

Fucking Dogs

Yesterday I went to go pick up a friend of mine and while I was waiting for him outside I was "playing" with these two dogs. There was one black lab like friendly little guy who came over and wanted to actually play. Then there was a this German Shepherd on a leash who seemed to want to play, but when he came over and I put my hand down so he could check out my smell, the fucking beast bit me. I thought I was done with dog bites when I left Samoa.

It turns out this dog, named "Kaiser" must have somehow known I was Jewish. I hate those god damn anti-semetic dogs.

April 18, 2004

What Happens When the Season is Ending and 125 becostumed, IQ-Challenged, Alcohol-Fueled, Adrenaline Junkies Try to Ski Across a 50 Foot Pond Filled with 39 Degree Water? Well, You've Got Vail's World Alpine Pond Skimming Championships.

Critters on the Loose

39 FUCKING DEGREES!!!!! Better them than me.

More pictures to come. I promise.

UPDATE (29DEC05): Finally, the . OK, they've been online for a long time. I'm just getting around to updating this post now through. Hope you like them.

April 17, 2004

Report Card

With only two days left in the Vail ski season, it's time to assess this little Colorado adventure.

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Despite spending most of the last year in the oppressive heat and humidity of Samoa, I adjusted to the dry cold of the Rockies reasonably well. I missed one day of work due to cold. I probably could have worked that day, but I was in my mid-season malaise and needed a day off. I have, however, for most of the season, been blowing flecks of blood out of nose every morning. No, this is not for using coke or picking my schnoze. I think this is because the lining of my nose fell apart under the extremely dry conditions here. Fortunately this has come to an end because it's really disconcerting to see streams of bloody mucus oozing forth from your nose.

I lost about 15 pounds since I arrived here. The excess weight that I put on courtesy of multiple half-gallons of Safeway Moose Tracks ice cream is a thing of the past. Despite not eating all that well here, hard skiing everyday has tightened up my body to the point that I'm better shape than when I left Samoa, which is pretty hard to believe.

I met my goals on two fronts. The first is that I have a far greater appreciation and understanding of the relationship of light shutter speed and aperture size. I can know confidently look up at the sky, judge the relative strength of the light and say to myself, ok, this is 500/9.5 or whatever. It helps that I can check out my judgment on the digital camera, but I'm usually right these days. The second is that I am not a far, far greater skier than I have ever been at any time in my life. This is partially to due to fantastic equipment so brilliant in function that I couldn't have possibility have imagined in my former skiing life, but mostly to skiing just about everyday since I arrived here in January. Hopefully I won't have another 15 year hiatus before I ski again in North America.

THE SUBARU
Buying the Subaru was a sheer stroke of genius with only a little bit of luck. When I bought the car, I only knew that I wanted an Outback. I didn't know where I was going to end up. I was surprised that I was even able to get a loan at the time without having a job. When I came to Vail, it was obvious that I had made the right choice. Every 5th car on the road here is an Outback. It's just the perfect car for the conditions around these parts. It's practical, it's safe, and what's more, chicks dig them. The car proves it's true merits after a big snow dump. The Subie powers through anything Mother Nature can throw at her. The anti-lock brakes take up the second the car begins to slide on the ice. I never had any problems getting around even in the most dire of conditions. Although lately the temps have been so warm that I have been blasting the AC, during the coldest part of the winter I was growing attached to my heated seats. I know it's incredibly bourgeois, but I can't help it. I guess I'm sliding gracefully into the comforts of middle age.

THE KITTENS
Both Fil and Mak have performed admirably under some trying circumstances. They weathered the drive out and settled into my first condo, managing to adjust to living mostly indoors. They also didn’t kill either of the two budgies that occupied the same house, a minor miracle. They didn't take to the snow or cold all that well, but that didn't stop them from eventually coming and going at all hours, catching mice and generally enjoying the lackadaisical life of the feline. In my new place. there's a huge dog, a Chesapeake Bay Duck Killer or some such breed. Fil doesn't seem to mind. Mak is a bit more circumspect. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to move back to California or anyplace warm year round despite to 2+ day car drive, which their pea brains will quickly forget.

All-in-all, despite some minor problems and constantly being surrounded by right-wing alcoholic bums, this has been a worthwhile experience. I made some money (I'm debt free except for that pesky car payment). I met some interesting people. And I had a great time.

April 16, 2004

Can't Sleep

It's almost 2am and I can't sleep.

For some reason I can't stop thinking about supermarket checkout scanners.
I don't know why I'm thinking about this, maybe because I feel like I get screwed all the time and I have to watch the readout like a hawk to make sure Safeway or whoever is charging me what they should.

The question that keeps popping into my mind is at what point do you say something if you've been overcharged. Is 30 cents too little to quibble over or do you say something on principal? Is it a buck? Two bucks? If you buy something that's advertised as two for $2.50 and get charged $2.50 each, do you pipe up?

For me, it's a matter of how I'm feeling at the time. Sometimes if I see any error at all, I will say something. Other times, I will let a few cents slide because it's not worth it, especially if there's a long line behind me. Despite, my suspicion is that these markets overcharge on purpose because no one can be bothered to check.

On a slightly different topic, City Market, one of the local chains, has a check out line where you can scan in you own groceries and pay for everything without the help of a cashier. I remember a slightly eerie feeling the first time went and checked out without the aid of a "professional". It's so anti-social. We have pay at the pump. There are computerized car washes. We do can almost everything online, order books, movies, whatever. It's getting to the point where you can go through your entire day without talking to anybody.

I think we are going to breed an entire generation without the basic communication skills that most of us have come to take for granted. Why would you need to communicate when you never see or talk to another human being? And when the supermarket scanners overcharge you, who the fuck are you going to yell at?

April 15, 2004

Caption Contest

Critters on the Loose


Can you caption this photo? The winner gets a year supply of pisupo* and the undying admiration of your peers.

*since no one should eat pisupo, a year's supply consititues zero cans

April 14, 2004

Decisions, Decisions

It's that time again. Vail closes the lifts on the 18th thus ending my job. So the big question is, what the fuck do I do next? There are lots of possibilities, but no one certain direction.

Do I stay in Vail? Everyone says the summers are nicer than the winters, but I', skeptical. If I stay, do I move to another place and get the hell out of the trailer park? Do I buy a place? I've paid rent through the end of May, so I'm sort of stuck here. I guess I could bail and not feel too bad about it despite throwing away more than 600 bucks. If I'm going to leave, I might as well leave right away because it would be silly to take on a new job and then leave in 5 weeks. I also don't know if I want to make any long term commitments to Colorado. On the other hand, the real estate market is down, interest rates are low, and you can makes good money renting condos seasonally. This might be a good place to start my real estate empire.

Do I move back to California? Most of friends live in California. I know I can find work there shooting soccer, baseball and girl's softball or even get back into web production on some level. And if I work for Sharpshooters again, I'd like to try another resort, say Heavenly in Tahoe, just for variety's sake.

What I'd really like to do is sell my car, put my stuff in storage (again) and travel to India or teach English in Cambodia, but I have the kittens to think about. They are forcing me to become a responsible human being. I could take them to the nearest Korean restaurant and be rid of them, but I don't know if I could live with myelf. Damn them for being so cute.

Kitten Love

Kitten Love

April 13, 2004

Blue Sky Dreaming

Blue Sky BasinMy period of extreme laziness is over and I finally have a new gallery on the site. The pictures are scenes from Blue Sky Basin, the outermost skiing area at Vail and my favorite place to rip it up. I took these shots this afternoon. It was a truly spectacular day.

Spring Comes Back With a Vengeance

Spring Comes Back With a VengeanceAfter a winter snap that brought 2 feet of new snow over four days last week, spring has come back to wreak havoc on the bottom part of the mountian again. This shot of lower "Bwana" is from the base of Lionshead looking up along the route of the gondola. This run has been closed for more than a week, but it had been looking somewhat winter-like, but is now postively a disaster. It looks like some giant has been wiping his ass on the lower half of the mountain. It's really disgusting.

On the positive side, the snow just a few hundred yards up the mountain is brilliant. And there's nothing finer that skiing on perfect snow when it's 50 degrees with blue skies and few puffy clouds. I spent most of the day skiing Blue Sky Basin wearing one of my "Samoan" shirts. Damn fun.

Lost Fonts

One of the residual tragedies of having my old hard drive crash is the loss of hundreds of fonts (which I thought I had backed up) including the one I used to make the header of the page (Berlin Sans, if I remember correctly). As I'm starting to make changes to the site to reflect the fact that I am no longer associated with the Peace Corps or Samoa in any way, I'm having some trouble because of these missing fonts. I'm going to start hunting them down. Hopefully Flash won't give me too much trouble. It's probably a time for a complete site overhaul anyway, but I do like that font.

If anyone knows where I can get Berlin Sans Demi or any of the Berlin Sans fonts, don't hesitate. Thanks.

Did You See the W Press Conference?

At first I was listening to it on the local NPR station, but at 7pm they decided to pre-empt the president for their regular classical music programing. Colorado public radio, like many other things in this fakakta state is a disgrace.

Anyway, I switched on the TV and watched as the leader of the free world dodged questions in fumbled answers full of pregnant pauses and mistakes in subject verb agreement. The guy is a disaster as a public speaker. Yet Sean Hannity praised W's performance as "articulate". I supposed that's a more fair and balanced summation of my own.

Of all the president's gaffs in the press conference, the worst has to have to been his inability to respond to a question refelecting on a point where he might have made a mistake. I think this arrogance from the administration, this inability to admit any wrongdoing whatsoever will be undoing of the president and will result his being booted out of office after one term. All he had to say was something like his failure to recognize the problem of communication between counterterrorism departments prior to 9/11. Simple as that. Done. Everyone would accept that. But not this president. He could never make a mistake.

April 11, 2004

Air Oly

Air Oly


Today wasn't a busy day on the mountain, being Easter and all. So instead of shooting patrons, we spent a good chunk of the day taking shots of each other. I went out in the afternoon with my fellow action photographer Oly from New Zealand. We took turns photographing each other doing fairly inadvisable things. Since there are already too many pictures of me on this site, here are some of Oly taking wing on his snowboard at Vail.

April 10, 2004

Brian: Day Five (Vail)

Brian: Day Five (Vail)On Brian's last day at Vail, I had to work, which sucked, because the mountain was gloriously covered in 9 inches of spanking new snow and I wanted to do nothing more than ski all over the place. Instead we got only 2 runs in the morning before I had to photograph the Pete Seibert Vail Mountain Marathon.

Pete Seibert's Vail Mountain Marathon is the step child of Warren Miller's Mad Mountain Marathon, a 150-gate end of season extravaganza for charity. That race that has been on hold for a few years since Mr. Miller moved away from Vail Valley. Pete Seibert, the son of the Vail's founder (that's him in the picture), revitalized the race this year. I was lucky enough to be chosen to shoot it.

I shot more than a hundred racers from 10 to noon. I got some decent pics. If I don't get too lazy I'll try to put a gallery with some of the best. The race went until 1, but I kept seeing the same faces (you could race the 50 gate course as many times as you liked for your 20 buck entry fee -- one kid went down 21 times - INSANE!), so I left to ski with Brian.

Brian: Day Five (Vail)
We spent the better part of the afternoon skiing Hunky Dory under Chair 3 enjoying absoltutely perfect conditions (great snow and blue skies) until hunger sent us up to the Wildwood Grill where I chowed down on a massive plate of waffle cut fries buried in chili, cheese and onions.

As the day neared an end, we made our way to gondola because I had an appointment to shoot a group of 34 people. They were incredibly cooperative. The shoot was quick, the pictures eminently sellable. Then we got in the long line to download the gondola to save our legs from the slop at the bottom of the mountain.

For both of us, it was a great way to end Brian's short visit to Vail. A perfect day with perfect conditons.



Pete Seibert's Vail Mountain Marathon hits Lost Boy Saturday

Nate Peterson

April 7, 2004

Get out your old prom dress. Pete Seibert's Vail Mountain Marathon returns to Vail this Saturday, and you're going to need something snazzy to run gates in.

This year's 150-gate slalom will take place in Game Creek Bowl down Lost Boy, starting at 10 a.m. and running until 1 p.m. with an awards party at the Kaltenberg Castle in Lionshead following at 3 p.m. Profits from the race will benefit both Ski and Snowboard Club Vail and The Colorado Ski Museum, the co-organizers of the event.

"This year we've changed (the name of the race) to Pete Seibert's Vail Mountain Marathon, because we're trying to make this event a real community event," ski museum executive director Katie Bartel said. "We want it to be something for families and the Vail community to come together to celebrate the end of the season, to dress up in costumes, be whacky and benefit two local nonprofits."

The marathon is open to teams of four or individual racers and will feature a number of prizes, including one for best costume.

Formerly known as Warren Miller's Mad Mountain Marathon, the race was on hiatus for a couple of years after Miller moved away from the valley. Last year, both SSCV and the ski museum got together to bring back the event, and switched out Miller's name with Seibert's in honor of Vail's founder but still kept the "Mad Mountain Marathon" moniker.

This year, in an effort to try to bring the community together and let local businesses compete against one another, the title was again tweaked.

"The Mad Mountain Marathon netted up to about 500 people at its biggest," Pete Seibert Jr. said. "There are certain people that come every year and we certainly want those guys to come. At the same time, we needed to put a little different spin on it. We wanted to get as many local business in it as possible. I wanted to get the whole community together at the end of the race at the party. I'd like in the future for the event to become the get-together that everybody goes to at the end of the season."

Seibert Jr., whose father heroically served in the 10th Mountain Division during World War II - which trained at Camp Hale - and suffered near fatal wounds in Italy, will be wearing a 10th Mountain uniform Saturday in honor of his late dad.

He will be racing on a family team made up of his son Tony, 14, his daughter Lizzie, 11, and his wife, Terry.

"With Pete Seibert Jr. out there plugging the event with the whole challenge theme - where different businesses challenge each other and put together teams - there's been a lot of interest," Bartel said . "Vail Resort and Beaver Creek Resort are challenging each other. A couple of real estate companies are challenging each other. Two delis are challenging each other. Bars are challenging each other.

"We haven't had a lot of preregistration but we're anticipating a lot of registration Friday and Saturday. We're hoping to get between 150-200 people to do the race."

Seibert Jr. says he is pleased at the number of businesses that have committed to the event, but also said that the most pleasant surprise was that the race served as a means of bringing together two sparring local officials.

"The biggest rivalry wasn't actually a business one," Seibert Jr. said. "Tom Stone challenged Arn Menconi on the radio this morning. Then Ann Menconi got on, since Arn was in a meeting. Because Tom skis and Arn snowboards, they decided to meet each other in the middle and tele(mark). But then the discussion went a little further, and they thought about putting together a county-commissioner team. The race actually brought them together."

Just like it was intended to.

White Trailer Park Spring

Single Wide Days I


We woke up this morning to a beautiful sight. 9 inches of snow had fallen in Avon (the first snow since I arrived towards the end of March). The previously springlike trailer park was blanketed with lovely, fresh snow. This is a view out of my bedroom window at dawn.

April 09, 2004

Brian: Day Four (Vail)

Brian: Day Four (Vail)


Day four promised to be really good. Brian was starting to acclimate and adjust to his new equipment. We had a few inches of fresh snow on the mountain overnight despite heavy rains at 8000 feet. And I didn't have to work. Yes!

The plan was to warm up on the front side and then head as quickly as possible to Blue Sky Basin where we would ski and barbeque some snags. It was cold, overcast with cobalt grey skies, but it didn't matter because there was three inches of new snow overnight and the white stuff continued to fall as we made our way up the mountain.

One of my buddies, Adam, was nice enough to ski with us and take a few pics. While the veil of snow didn't make for the best shooting conditions, it was nice to get a couple of shots of Brian and I skiing together.

We made the long haul to Blue Sky Basin and it was absolutely worth it. Not only was the snow on the ground great. Not only was snow still falling in light fluffy flakes. But the place was empty. I don't know why everyone doesn't ski there, but I'm damn glad they don't.

We stuck mostly to the Skyline Express lift and skied one of my favorite runs, Big Rock Park. Big Rock Park is brilliant because it's gladed with 4 or 5 chutes down through the trees. Because of this the run is spectacularly beautiful and different every time because you can take a different route through the trees each time down.

We took a break at Belle's Camp at what seems like the end of the world. The snow was still falling, but it didn't stop me from hitting the BBQ and cooking up our chicken apple sausages. After lunch we took a few more runs and headed back to the front side at 3:00 when Blue Sky shuts down. This time, we managed to get down on the gondola so our thighs weren't screaming when we reached the bottom.

That night we had dinner at Bob's Place in Avon. Bob's is a cheesy dump with walls covered with movie posters (What About Bob?, Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice) and photos (Bob Hope, Bob Barker, Bob Newhart), but the food is good and plentiful and best of all for Vail, cheap.

The rain that had been falling when entered the place turned to snow midway through the meal and by the time we finished and made our way to the car, it was covered in several inches of snow. This promised an even more amazing day of skiing tomorrow.

Flying Through the Air With the Greatest of Ease (Sort Of)

Flying Through the Air With the Greatest of Ease - Sort Of

April 08, 2004

Brian: Day Three (Vail)

On Day three, we headed back to Vail. Partly because the snow is better there than The Beav, but also because I had to work. I talked to Kurt in the morning and we agreed that I would only work in the afternoon, shooting the kids race up at the Thunder Cat Race Course, my usual Thursday gig and a very lucrative hour.

Because I had to shoot this race, we stuck to the front side, skiing mostly Game Creek Bowl and Chair 3. At 12:45 we made our way to the race course to shoot the race that started at one. But when I got there, I could see Oly, one of the other action shooters, already there shooting. I was pissed. I walked up and asked him what he was doing there. He said that Kurt told him that I wasn't working. I really pissed. How the fuck could he do that?

We chilled out at Bailey's Coffee House at Eagle's Nest, but I was s furious I had a tough time relaxing. We went out skiing, but I didn't really enjoy it because I was so angry. I felt like I had been robbed, that money had literally been taken out of my pocket. Last week I sold over a grand in photos from this race and this was a busier week. I was ready to quit.

We skied the remainder of the afternoon, but I didn't really enjoy it much. It was a hot afternoon and the snow was melting badly so we decided to take the gondola down. Almost everyone else on the mountain must have had the same idea because the line was huge, probably a 45 minute wait. I made a command decision to ski down a little further to the Born Free Express and download from there, but I fucked up and took Brian below the top of the lift so we had to ski down and was simply miserable. Bad enough at the beginning of the day with fresh legs, skiing the corn meal snow on the last run with legs screaming is murder. As Brian put it, he was a lactic acid factory. We survived but it was very unpleasant.

In the store I confronted Kurt and he denied telling Oly that I wasn't working. Oly was there uploading photos and he insisted that he wouldn't steal a race from me and that he thought Kurt had told him I was off. Who the fuck was I supposed to believe?

Kurt could see how angry I was and asked I was going to quit over this. I told him probably. He went away and thought about it and then asked me to come outside for a chat. He asked me what he needed to make it better. I said all he needed to do was give me a day off (previously denied) on Friday so I could ski with my brother. He said alright.

I still left the mountain fuming. Brian and I went home and then went out to see Starsky & Hutch, which was so funny, it took my mind off my little problem. It was a perfect antidote to a fairly horrible day.

April 07, 2004

Brian: Day Two (Beaver Creek)

On day two, I figured we'd head for Beaver Creek. It was probably going to be our only chance to visit "America's Grand Resort", plus it's right outside my doorstep. Shit, I can see the place out of the window of my single wide. However the day was kind of fucked again.

In the morning, we went to Christy Sports and rented Brian a pair of K2 Escapes and some boots that actually fit. That problem solved, we hit the slopes. One of the great things about Beaver Creek is that there is free parking. Two huge lots are serviced by massive shuttles that run every few minutes. We parked, slipped into our boots, grabbed our skis and paced over to the shuttle stop. Helpful valets grab our skis and place them in the rack behind the bus. (at the top, similarly helpful valets remove the skis from the rack and hand them to you as you exit the bus).

On the way from the parking lot the base of the mountain, the bus passes a series of massive mansions on the far side of a now verdant golf course, a very disturbing sight during ski season. The last time I had been up there, the whole place was covered with snow. I had no idea there was even a golf course under the huge field of powder between the road and the houses. This did not bode well.

The first couple of runs (C-Prime and Centennial) were fine. Brian felt so much better on his new equipment. The altitude was still getting to him, but he was fighting through it gamely. Then we skied down Red Tail. Steep and Icy. Fun for me because my edges are sharp enough to slice my hands (and they have), but for Brian, it was a challenge that his thighs were not up to.

We took a break at the Red Tail Camp at the bottom of the run, but I was disappointed to find that the restaurant and the bar were shut down. They did leave cups in the bathroom so you could get a drink of water. But no beer, no fire pit and now chili stuffed baked potatoes. It was not the last disappointment of the day. We had also found out that the entire west half of the mountain, including Arrowhead, Bachelor Gulch and Strawberry Express were shut down. This was (usually) some of the best skiing on the mountain. Skiing from Rose Bowl to Arrowhead and back is one of the great features of the Beav. And there's very little to compare to skiing down to the Ritz Carlton in Bachelor Gulch. C'est la vie. Like everyone else, we had deal with the spring conditions.

Fortunately, Vail and Beaver Creek have dropped their lift passes prices considerably from 73 bucks to a more reasonable 49. My manager Kurt gave Brian a free day pass (awfully nice of him) and he got a discount by joining Vail's Peaks program which links your credit card to your ski pass. All told, Brian only paid 180 smakeroos for 5 days of skiing. Not to bad in this day and age.

From Red Tail we headed up the Larkspur lift, the mostly westerly operating lift on the mountain. A few weeks ago the electricity went out on the Larkspur lift stranding hundreds of skiers 40 feet in the air for hours. They couldn't get the backup generator working so the ski patrol had to evacuate the poor people with ropes. That would have scared me shitless. I know that if a lift is non-operational for over an hour, the resort gives the victims a free ski pass. I don't know what they did for the people who had to be rescued, but I'm sure their compensation was considerable.

Fortunately nothing of the sort happened to us. We were only victimized by horrible now conditions that sucked the resolve out of Brian's legs. Exhausted (him, not me) we headed for lunch at the mid-mountain Spruce Saddle for chili and taters. 4 lifts, morning over.

In the afternoon, we headed up the high on the mountain to find better snow. One odd thing about The Beav is that the "family" area is on the top of the mountain. A relatively flat area of green (easy) runs is serviced by the infuriatingly languid chair number 5. But that was where the best snow was, so that was where we were headed.

One of my fellow action photographers from Sharpshooters, Derek, was up there on Red Buffalo and he took some decent shots of us. He got a really great of Brian looking good despite his struggles.

A few runs at the top and it was time go home, but as we headed back towards the Spruce Saddle, you guessed it. THUNDER!!!!!! The lifts would be shut down for at least half an hour. So again, instead of just bypassing the muck snow by downloading, we were going to have to ski down. It didn’t bother me much. I've been skiing this corn meal crap snow for the better part of a month. I don't necessarily enjoy it, but I can get through it. But for Brian, this just meant more pain for his thighs. These are also prime conditions for knee injuries because the snow is what they call "variable". Basically it means the snow is so fucked up that your skis will not ride smoothly over it and your knees, which are your shock absorbers, are put under a huge amount of strain. We took it slow and made it down unscathed.

April 06, 2004

Brian: Day One (Vail)

Day One got off to a rough start and ended just as bad. Brian, still jet-lagged, a bit out of skiing shape (he hadn't skied in over a year before coming to Vail), unaccustomed to the altitude, and on old skis with a pair of boots that didn't fit well, had some trouble keeping up with me. The poor quality of the springtime snow didn't help much. We took two runs in Game Creek and we had to take a break at Wildwood at the top of Chair 3. At least the sun was out and the skies were blue.

Brian got his lungs back, but the boots were putting a tremendous amount of pressure on his thighs and the pain was killing him. Despite this, he soldiered on, following me deep into the Back Bowls all the way to Blue Sky Basin and back.

The snow back there was sloppy. It had rained at the base of Chairs 36 and 37. Where the cat track at the bottom wasn't icy, it was a slushy mess. I was surprised, because Blue Sky usually has the best snow on the mountain. The conditions at the top were better. We skied a few runs (Big Rock Park) before stopping at Belle's Camp for roast beef and turkey sandwiches (made by yours truly).

We headed back when Brian was too fatigued to continue. The trip home was a disaster. As we made our way to the front side, we could hear the low rumbling sounds of thunder. We didn't see any lightening, but all the lifts were shut down and our plans to "download" were thwarted.

It was probably 45 degrees. The snow was a horrible mess, the consistency of corn meal, and deteriorated badly as we made our way down the cat track to the base of Vail Village. By the time we reached the bottom, Brian was in incredible pain, not a huge surprise considering the nasty snow and his ill-fitting boots.

We recovered at Los Amigos with a few beers and a massive plate of nachos.

Brian Arrives

My brother Brian arrived from DC last night. He was a little jet lagged so we didn't do much. We drove into Vail Village and had a beer at the Tap Room, but it was raining (sigh) and it was a Monday, so there weren't too many people around. We tried to go for a walk and do some window shopping, but there was too much rain.

Brian is staying in Vail for five days. Hopefully we'll ski every day and get in at least one day at Beaver Creek.

April 05, 2004

This is Cool (Literally)

Do You Shop at Walmart?

I'm embarassed to say that sometimes I do shop at Walmart. It's just the cheapest place around to buy cat food. And, you know, when I'm in there, I might pick up a few things for the house, groceries, whatever.

Then I hear a story on NPR this morning about how Walmart "accidentally" for transactions made on the 31st of March.

Shit. Did I go I to Walmart on the 31st? Probably. I go online and check my credit card statement and sure enough, there's a charge for $30.72. But what the hell did I buy? I can't remember. I can barely remember what I did yesterday let alone last week. Did I keep the receipt? Hell no. I use the Walmart plastic bags when I clean the litter box, so the receipt is probably decomposing with a bunch of litter encrusted cat fecal matter.

Hopefully Walmart will correct it's little problem shortly.

Sushi Night in Edwards.

Last night a group of us from the store went to eat sushi at Sato's in Edwards, the neighboring town to Avon. There was some sort of ocassion, but it was really an excuse to socialize outside our "normal" realm. We ordered a ton of sushi. When our order came, it was presented on this massive wooden boat that took uo the entire table. There was hamchi sashimi, unagi, quail eggs, tons and tons of rolls and a few large bottles of saki. The 7 of us plowed through the sushi. We ordered desert, green tea ice cream (for me), brownie a la mode, and tempura ice cream.

Before the bill came, Kurt, my unpredicatable manager, dared Lucy, our 18 year old Braziliian photographer to eat this leaf that the sushi was presented on. But not just the leaf. He rolled it up and stuffed it with wasabi and rolled it in sweet unagi sauce. If she could eat it, Kurt would pick up the tab. Lucy was game. She put the finger roll in her mouth, started chewing but right when it looked like she was going to get the thing down, she gagged, spit it up, starting tearing and we all busted up laughing. It was hillarious.

The bill comes and Kurt says if we just pitch in 20 bucks, he'll pick up the rest. Very cool. Except his debit card is denied. He says he used it before earlier in the day and this tab (360 buck with tip) put him over his limit. He tried to call his bank but he couldn't get through, so guess what happened? Guess who offered to pick up the bill. That's right. It actually cost me 380 bucks because I had given Kurt 20 bucks before and never got it back. Now if he doesn't pay me back in two days, I will feel totally justified in taking the cash out of the til. What an idiot.

Zionist Pigs

Zionist PigsMy brother sent me a link to this page of pictures from an anti-war rally in San Francisco. Now I'm all for rallies of any sort and freedom of speech. I'm even liberal enough to not have a problem with the ALCU defending the rights of Nazis. That's the price of democracy.

But this picture is digusting and the reference to "counterfeit jews" hiding behind or in kahootz with the devil is alarming. It's one thing for people to think these things. You're never going to stamp out ignorance even with our brilliant new "no child left behind" plan, but you should be able to do something about proliferating these ideas to hoi polloi idiots who can't think for themselves.

Oh, Happy Passover. Remember Passover. That's the celebration and remembrance of the Exodus story from the bible when the Zionist Pigs escaped from the bonds of slavery in Egypt, crossed the Red Sea and headed for the Promised Land.

April 04, 2004

I'm Psyched

Why am I psyched, you ask? Well, I'm psyched because my twin brother is coming out to Vail tomorrow night for a few days of skiing. It's hard to beleive but we haven't skied together in more than 15 years. 15 years! That seems incredible to me.

For most of our lives Brian has been a much better skier than me. Even when we were three, he advanced faster me than I did. He was on "real" skis when we were 3or 4 while I was still on plastic "banana" skis. Every year we would make at least one trip to Mammoth or Tahoe or Utah and it was obvious that Brian could dust me. Then in 1989, for various reasons, I pretty much stopped skiing. Brian kept going on trips, improving his skiing, while my skills deteriorated badly. But that's all ancient history.

I've skied just about everyday for the last 10 weeks and I don't know the last time Brian hit the slopes. I also have new skis that rip (Salomon Pocket Rockets) while he has equipment that probably belongs in a museum. I'd be surprised if he was still better than me, but we'll see when he gets here. I don't really care. It will just be nice to have someone to ski with, especailly someone who can keep up with me, especailly my twin brother. And if we get some new snow, that will be a huge bonus.

It's Raining, It's Pouring...

Almost as depressing as watching the snow on the mountain deteriorate over the last few weeks is the sound of a massive downpour outside. Rain is just about the most detrimental thing that can happen to an already troubled ski mountain. The worst part is that forecast has been calling for snow for the past few days and we might have a milimeter.

The snow on the top of the mountain is still decent, but on the bottom, it's a mess. Some runs are closed because the coverage is disgustingly poor. The snow has the consistency of corn meal and when the mercury drops below freezing overnight, it forms this nasty crud that is really unpleasant to ski.

The mountain is supposed to stay open until the 18th of April, and it will stay open despite the condition of the mountain. Some snow will help and if you believe the forecast on weather.com (zip code 81657) we're going to get dumped on, but the forecasts have been wrong, so we'll just have to see.

Pray for snow.

4 4 4

No, that's not a Moses Malone prediction. It's the day. Apropos of nothing, really, it's the fourth day of the fourth month of the forth year. I suppose if you were into numerology, this might have some significance, but for most ordinary folk, like myself, it just a mild amusement, like when a digital watch shows 11 minutes after 11 o'clock. I don't even know why I'm writing about this to tell the truth.

April 01, 2004

A Major Decision

Most of you know that I have been lucky enough to travel extensively around the world. During my travels, I have spent lots of time in muslim countries. I've been to Indonesia several times, Malaysia, Morocco, Egypt, Jordan and Turkey. During these trips, I spent countless hours in the company of muslims. I have read and discussed the intricacies of the Koran. I spent a lot of time contemplating my own faith and organized religon in general.

After long periods of thought and extenive consultation with my imam, I've decided that the time is right for me to finally make the conversion to Islam. I'm not going to do anything radical, like join a jihadi group. I don't believe in the jihad as it currently practiced by fundamentalists today anyway. But I am going to change a few things in my life, starting with my name. From now on, you can call me Ibn Battuta.

Don't think of this as a big deal. We're all descendants of Abraham, aren't we?. We're all Semetic peoples. We all don't eat trafe. Think of it as a new beginning.

Salaam Alekum and Allahu Akbar.

$2.05

That's the cheapest price you'll find for regular unleaded gasoline anywhere in the Vail valley. I wouldn't have even noticed it before when I lived in West Vail, took the bus to work and maybe used my car one day a week. But now I live in Avon and I drive almost everyday. My Subaru gets decent mileage, but at 2+ bucks a gallon, it's hard to justify all the driving I have to do.

And now OPEC has agreed to squeeze production. Whether or not they actually manage it is another story, but you can bet that the opportunistic US petroleum companies are going to take this opportunity to gauge us even further. Thank you Exxon, Chevron & Texaco.

So what the hell is really going on? Don't we now own a huge ga station in the Middle East? Don't anyone out there tell me that we invaded Iraq for national security or humanitarian reasons. So we own oil production in Iraq which is now producting more barrels per day than it was was before the invasion and yet gas prices are at a record high. It's insane.

End of an Era

Did anyone notice that there was a change to the DOW components today? AT&T, Eastman Kodak and International Paper were dropped in favor of Verizon, Phizer and American International Group.

Not that this major shakeup is going to affect anyone out there, unless you happen to own any of these six stocks, but it interesting to see major old line blue chips spiraled out of the DOW in favor of newer guard financial giants. It would seem to be a big shift in focus, but it's not nearly as major as the last adjustment which saw the inlcusion of Microsoft and Intel, the first NASDAQ stocks to be raised to that level.

The DOW itself is something of an enigma. Its 30 companies represent a huge percentage of the market cap of all companies in the US, and its swings have massive sway over the economy in this country. But it's only 30 companies out of thousands in the US. People talk about the economy doing well if the DOW is up and vice-versa if it is down. Yet it is only thirty stocks. 30!

Also, if you add the share value of each stock together it doesn't come close to the 10,000 plus level that the DOW is currently qouted. I know there is some crazy formula that accounts for splits of some of these stocks that have been components for more than 50 years, but it is still oddly confusing.

Anyway, adios AT&T, Kodak and IP. Enjoy your retirement back into the S&P 500.