November 30, 2003

What's Wrong With This Country?

Did you hear about the woman who was trampled at a Florida Walmart in a crush of people trying to grab 29 dollar DVD players at the after-Thanksgiving sale? If you haven't, here's the blurb:

ORANGE CITY, Fla. - A mob of shoppers rushing for a sale on DVD players trampled the first woman in line and knocked her unconscious as they scrambled for the shelves at a Wal-Mart Supercenter.

Patricia VanLester had her eye on a $29 DVD player, but when the siren blared at 6 a.m. Friday announcing the start to the post-Thanksgiving sale, the 41-year-old was knocked to the ground by the frenzy of shoppers behind her.

You know, this is sad. I don't understand how people can care more about saving a few bucks on personal electronic gear that about human life, but that the way it is.

November 29, 2003

The Perfect Papya Milkshake

Dudu xay, mamao com leche, susu esi.

In any language, it's the perfect beverage, for me anyway. I've had a papaya milkshake fetish for years. It doesn't matter where I am, in Cambodia, in Samoa, in Brazil, or even here, I'm always on the lookout for some combination of papaya, milk and ice.

In Samoa I had access to supercheap, unbelievably good papayas (I even had a tree growing from underneath my my house). When I picked up an excellent blender and started making them myself, I was in heaven.

If you lucky enough to live in a place where you have access to decent papayas and you have got yourself a blender, you can use my recipe, if you are so inclined. Here goes.

Get yourself a papaya a little larger than your fist. You want a papaya that smells a little sweet when you put your nose up to it. Some of the best are from Hawaii and have an orange flesh. If the flesh tone is more pinkish, like most of the ones from Mexico, don't bother with it. Your milkshake will be bland and you'll never appreciate the sublime nature of this particular beverage.

Cut it in half, scoop out the seeds and carve out the flesh of the fruit and stick aside in a little bowl or something. You want to use about half as much ice as papaya. Throw the ice into the blender. Then pour milk, and you can choose whatever type of milk you like, my favorite being vanilla soy, so that it fills up to about 3/4 the level of the ice. You can always add more later. Toss in the papaya and start 'er up. The blender should struggle because you want this thing to be as thick as possible. Only add more milk if the blender is stuck and needs some lubrication.

That should be it. It's as simple as it is satisfying. Good luck and let me know how it goes.

November 28, 2003

If Your Pictures Aren't Good Enough, You're Not Close Enough...

If Your Pictures Aren't Good Enough, You're Not Close Enough...I recently saw War Photographer, a documentary about one of my personal heroes, James Nachtwey, considered by many the greatest war photographer ever. The film was both moving and incredibly disturbing, but having pored over Natchwey's photos, I was expecting that.

What I really enjoyed about the film was seeing the methodology of this great photographer. The documentary film makers attached a micro-videocamera onto Natchwey's Canon 1-V so that you could see over his trigger finger right into the action he was shooting. You could see him change shutter speeds and aperture settings. I saw that he used 400 speed film, which is a surprise since his pictures are so sharp. You could see how meticulous he was about taking notes, and about keeping his camera clean in less than ideal circumstances. You could see how he traveled. You could see how interacted with his subject matter. You could see how close he was to the action. It was amazing.

If you want to check out some of Natchwey's work, and I highly recommend it, though it's not for the faint of heart, here are some sites:

James Natchwey's site
www.jamesnachtwey.com/

Salon: James Nachtwey
http://dir.salon.com/people/feature/2000/04/10/inferno/index.html

Times - James Natchwey
http://wtc10048nyc.free.fr/174.html

November 27, 2003

Oops, I Forgot to Blog

You might not have noticed this, but between the 11th of November and the 24th of November, failed to log a single entry. It's not that nothing happening. Plenty happened. It's that I was away from the computer, didn't have access to the web and basically blew it off. Here's the question: Should I go back and fill in the missing days with the stuff that happened to me, post stories and pictures or should I just get on with my life?

Daily Epiphany (x2)

Today I was pushing my mom's bike down the street to get the tires filled at one fo the local servos and I had two epiphanies (brought on either by the incredible scenery or the extreme cold).

One was that it was nice to walk down the street and not worry about being attacked by vicious dogs. Just as I was having that thought, I was scared out my boots by a piercing bark from a boxer that was thankfully tied up the porch of the house I was walking by. So much for that.

The second one was that even though I'm 33, I feel very young. I feel more like 22. I don't know how to explain this. Maybe I don't feel like I thought I would at 33 when I was 22 and thinking about how I should or would feel at 33. Whatever the case, I don't feel old. I like this feeling. Who wouldn't, right? The thing I wonder about is how long is going to last. One day, perhaps, I'm going to look in the mirror and not feel 22 anymore. Maybe I'll be 55 and feel 55. What then?

November 26, 2003

Don't Cook Those Carrots...

...they'll kill you!

This paraphrase comes courtesy of an acquantaince of my mom, George, whom we ran into yesterday at the checkout line at Basha's supermarket here in Sedona. George was explaining to my mom that in 1970 the US government commissioned a 30 million dollar food study. George: 30 million dollars in 1970 is like 1 billion dollars today (it's really only about 150 million).

In this study, the government discovered that cooked food is respsonsible for every disease that we have today (he said "every disease"). The government, fearing the destruction of the restaurant industry, shelved the report. However, according to George, the study was recently leaked by a government insider to the folks who are fighting the FDA over the issue of supplements and whether or not they should be regulated. Aha. A conspiracy.

I know this is just the sort of thing that keeps left-wing wackos up at night, that the government is hiding information that would protect us and keep us healthy. And maybe some of it is true, but so what? The truth is, obesity is responsbile for many (not all) of the health problems we face in this country and if George would just amend his hypothesis to "fried food" instead of "cooked food", people like me (people of reason) might not dismiss him out of hand. Then again, we're talking about Sedona here.

Thus enedth today's lesson. Excuse me while I go cook a turkey burger for lunch.

November 25, 2003

The Best Purchase Ever

SmartyKat™ WildStreak™ WandMy mom dragged me down to the neighboring hamlet of Cottonwood so that we could pick up a new DVD player for the den at the Walmart. I've got her hooked on movies, signed up for Netflix and all that.

I was wandering around the cat toy aisles, as I'm wont to do now that I'm back in the good ‘ole USA, and I spied this toy that I couldn't live without. It's a long wand, about 20 inches long attached to a longer piece of leopard print felt with a piece at the end that looks like a gigantic fly fishing lure with feathers and such.

The cats go crazy for it. Insane, really. They are on a mission to kill it. I can get Mak running around in circle until he nearly passes out from exhaustion, such is his devotion to annihilate this little toy. Both Mak and Fil perform mighty aerobatics in attempt to bring it down out of the sky when I flutter it above their heads. Oh, what fun we have.

It's far and away the best four dollars I have ever spent in my life.

(if you're interested, you can find out more information about the SmartyKat™ WildStreak™ Wand )

November 24, 2003

I'm 33, Which is Almost 35, Which is Almost Mid-30s*

What would you do if you were me?

Ok. So I'm on the cusp of making a major life decision here. The Peace Corps is done (at least for the moment) and I have a lot of options for my future, which is great. I don't have any debt, I have very few liabilities, except my kittens (despite the fact that they think they are an asset), and I have an incredible amount of freedom.

Here the are the basic options:

1) Travel
2) Go back to school
3) Go back to work
4) Do nothing

Each of these options is attractive in a number of ways. Well, except number 3. I
don't really want to go back to work. Let's discuss.

Number 1 is the most appealing. Of course. Courtesy of the Peace Corps, I have 1132 dollars to use to buy a flight anywhere United or their myriad partners flies. I'm not not going to use this. The only question is where and for how long. Originally I had planned to fly to northern Brazil and work my way down the coast through Uruguay and eventually return home via Buenos Aires. But now I'm leaning towards India. Then there's the length of time. I'd like to go for more than 6 months, but I have my kittens to think of. I believe I will be disowned if I leave my little charges in the hands of their surrogate mom for any longer than 3 months. If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

Number 2 is also very interesting to me now. I've always planned on returning to university to work on a Masters degree. The problem now is where to go and what to study. I don't want to get into huge debt, so I'll probably stay in California where I have "residence" and go to a public school which is the most affordable despite spiraling fees and an absurd cost of living. My heart is telling me to go with my passion and study photojournalism. My head is telling me not to be an ass and get an MBA so I can get a job when I graduate. I'm torn. I want to decide soon because I don't want to take both the GRE and the GMAT. One of those insufferable tests is enough for one lifetime. I made almost nothing this year while I was in the Peace Corps, so I will be at the top of the list if I apply for financial aid, a huge benefit of Peace Corps service, to be sure.

Like I said, number 3 is the least attractive option. I'd like to never work another day in my life. If I chose number 3, I think I could make it another 2 years without having to set foot in an office or take orders from some self-important jackass, which I'm assiduously trying to avoid. On the other hand, I could go into business for myself, which is immeasurably more appealing. Here are the options:

Start an import business and bring in crafts from Southeast Asia. This is something I've flirted with for years. It will probably never make me rich, but it will satisfy my wanderlust and my need to be productive. I've always concerned about the viability of such businesses during a downturn in the economy. Can someone explain the Bombay Company to me?

Start my real estate empire. I have some money for a down payment, If I can just decide where I want to live, I can actually buy a place. Of course, this will dictate that I get a job to service the mortgage, but I can deal with it, as long as I'm building equity, which is always fun.

Teach English abroad. Yes. Teach English abroad. I could make myself very useful and go teach my native language in another country. Again, this brings up more questions. Do I want to do it for the experience or to make money? Making money will lead me to Japan, Taiwan or Korea, while and interesting experience would send me off to Cambodia or Eastern Europe. Tough decision. Japan is the frontrunner at the moment.

Take an actual job in a real place. Despite appearances, I actually do have some marketable skills and worked in a few impressive places (CNN, for example) that look really good on a resume to prospective employers who don't know any better. I could take a job in DC or NYC, settle down to a middle class, materialism-driven life and do what everybody else is doing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I could write. I know I have a few books in me. There's at least one cookbook, one children's book and several travel books. I have published a few travel articles and I have considered making that a full time career but haven't been willing to make the plunge like some of my more courageous friends. I feel like I need more seasoning, however, the more I travel and the more I write, the better I feel about my skills and my chances of success if I make a go of it.

Doing nothing is essentially what I'm doing now. And I must tell you, I'm enjoying it plenty. It's been easy for me to do nothing both because of inertia and because of my sister's wedding, which made it hard for me to make a decision that would necessitate me being away from San Francisco where the ceremony was taking place. There's a 99% chance that I'm departing for India some time in the next 6 weeks so that will put the decision off even further, which is fine by me. I know I can't do nothing forever, but I can enjoy it while it lasts.

So that's it. These are the choices, at least the ones that I can see with my socio-economic, Judeo-Christian blinders on. Any insights anyone out there has would be really interesting for me to hear.

thanks,


Andrew


*If you don't get this reference, you don't watch enough TV

November 12, 2003

Give Me Some Money

The most secure currency in U.S. history was introduced into the economy on October 9th, as a newly redesigned, colorful $20 bill was issued by the Federal Reserve System.

You can find this blurb on the U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing website.

It took a week for counterfeit 20s to start showing up in circulation. Some woman named from Missouri was caught passing fake twenties back on the 16th October. God bless the heartland of America.

November 11, 2003

McVictory For Semantics

For all of us who have had shitty low-paying jobs (or even worked at McDonalds, as I have) comes the that Merriam-Webster is not going to back down from the pressures of the corporate fast-food behemouth and that the word "McJob" is here to stay.

The dictionary now defines "McJob" as "a low-paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement." The CEO of MickeyD's, Jim Cantalupo, calls this a slap in the face to all the workers in the fast food industry. Whatever, dude. Let's be serious here. If McDonald's cared a wit about their employees they wouldn't consistently lead the charge against raising the minimum wage. Put your money where your mouth is Mr. Cantalupo. And I say that as shareholder.

I first heard the term "McJob" from the work of Douglas Coupland. I can't remember if it was Generation X or Shampoo Planet, probably the former, but I will always associate it with him, even though Merriam-Webster cites the New York Times and other papers around the world as the source and doesn't mention Coupland at all. Whoever coined the word, it's brilliant because it's accurate, funny, and you instantly know what it means.

Cult of Don

Don George has a dream job. He gets to travel around the world and write about what he sees and does for Lonely Planet. He also gets to interview famous travel writers. Before I left for Samoa, I was able to see him talk with one of the giants, Jan Morris, on the campus at Berkeley. I also was lucky enough to take a travel writing seminar with the man around the same time.

On his website (part of the LP world), you can find transcripts of many of these interviews and his weelkly columns. His latest is about the politics of travel after 9/11. It's interesting even though he comes across as a Lonely Planet wonk, but since they are signing his (hefty) paycheck, I can't really find fault with him.

For anyone who has traveled abroad since September 11, 2001, his article elegantly confirms what we've already experienced, that travel security is a pain in the ass and that most people in the world are able to differentiate between Americans and the actions of the American government. For anyone who hasn't, and I suspect that is most of you, the article is a window in the realities of the world outside the headlines.

Casulaties of Peace

If you want to check out a few interesting articles about safety and security of the Peace Corps volunteers, check out Casulaties of Peace on the Dayton Daily News wesbite.

This special section includes dozens of articles with commentary and letters the to the editor. It's fascinatiing stuff, even it is somewhat misleading. The first story, Mission of Sacrifice is subtitled "Peace Corps volunteers face injury, death in foreign lands". Well, some might. Many more face injury and death in this country.

Keep in mind when you read the article that there have been something like 250 PC volunteer deaths in the 40+ year history of the organization. (There have been two deaths amongst PCVs in Samoa since the PC arrived there in 1967. Thomas Barakatt drowned in an underwater cave in 1994 and Alan Banner was killed in a shark attack in 1972). Also keep in mind that volunteers are not serving in Switzerland. Everyone knows there is element of danger when they volunteer, just as people who sign up for the military are aware that they may see combat.

For what I experienced in Samoa, the Peace Corps does almost everything possible to ensure the safety of volunteers. The policies sometimes go way to extremes, but the Peace Corps has blanket rules which must be adhered to by every country, which is absurd, but that's they way it is. If the Peace Corps had it's we'd all be wearing bike helmets 24/7.

Here's part of the response from Peace Corps Associate General Counsel H. David Kotz. (you can read his whole response here).

Finally, it is important to recognize that in the Peace Corps’ 42-year history, more than 170,000 Americans have served in 136 countries, almost always under conditions of hardship. The Peace Corps works in some of the least developed countries and in some of the most remote areas in the world. Health, safety and security risks are an unavoidable aspect of volunteer service. Our challenge is to operate the Peace Corps in a way that minimizes risks and maximizes security, while also providing a meaningful experience for our volunteers and their host communities — a challenge the Peace Corps has been successful in meeting. As situations and world events inevitably change, the Peace Corps will continue to adjust procedures and develop new systems and policies for safety and security that reflect the needs of the time.

The truth is while some situations are out of the hands of the volunteer, it is the volunteers themselves who need to be responsible for their own safety just as they would at home, or on vacation or anywhere in the world. Too often I saw volunteers making poor decisions, especially about alcohol consumption, that could have or did lead to dangerous situations.

Personally I think sometimes the Peace Corps spends too much time on security on and not enough on making sure that the experience is interesting, rewarding and worthwhile. And that includes everything from quality of life to cultural and language training to creating meaningful work. I'd like to see the Dayton Daily News do a special report on that. Of course, nobody would read it becasue nobody cares.

Bitter With Baggage Seeks Same

Bitter With Baggage Seeks SameI was sitting in a doctor's office in New York, waiting for my friend to get through his appointment so I picked up some magazines, amongst them Vanity Fair (the one with George Clooney on the cover) and was thumbing through it when I came across this interesting blurb on page 112 or 114, I can't remember.

The story was about this artist who came to New York and was having limited success with her tiny dioramas until she introduced anthropomorphic chickens into the scenes. She now has a book entitled, featuring the said dioramas.

What's interesting is that the artist in question, Sloane Tanen, is a classmate from Brentwood School, my super-exclusive LA westside high school. My class was small. We had only 64 students graduate my year. So you can imagine my surprise when I saw her face in the pages of Vanity Fair. I also managed to get through 6 years of school with Sloane without either having a class with her or even speaking a single word to her, which should tell you something about the nature of Brentwood School.

November 10, 2003

The Kids Are Alright

The Kids Are AlrightSedona is a paradise for kittens, at least my mom's well landscaped house is. Other than the chilly night time temperatures, I'm happy to report that the kids are doing great here. They can't however, come inside the house, which is a constant source of trouble, especially with Mak, who always wants to be where the action is. Plus, he's so handy around the kitchen. He just wants to help out. he really does.

While I was away in New York and DC, my mom and her handy friend Ray built a huge cage in the garage. When I say huge, I mean fucking huge. You can walk into the thing. It's more of a habitat or an enclosure than a cage. It's got tables and a scratching post and a covered litter box and toys and lots of stuff to play with. This is where the kittens were hanging out during an adjustment period, both for them and for my mom, who hasn't had a pet in over ten years.

During the day, they run around, chasing leaves and butterflies and each other without any of those pesky dogs to interrupt their fun. Fil is climber and often has to be coaxed down out of trees. I've only had to rescue her from the roof a few times in the last 4 or days. Mak is too protective of his own skin (he's a coward) so I don't have to worry about him much.

At night Fil and Mak now have the whole run of the garage, which is like a great obstacle course/irrestible challenge for cats. Threre are beams and shelves and it's full of stuff tucked away into corners which the little ones explore with abandon. They mostly stay out of trouble, because they're good cats. Mostly.

We've rigged up some heating pads and a light in their enclosure with a timer that comes on about 30 minutes before the sun sets and it starts to get really cold. We could leave them out. I don't really have a problem with it, but my mom is worried about the coyotes. Personally I think the kittens are so self-protective after dealing with Samoan dogs that coyotes will be nothing to them. In the meantime, you can find the kids, the most coddled pair of kittens in the Southwest, huddled together on their heating pads at night, with a perfect view of their 22.5 bag of Meow Mix.

November 09, 2003

Awaken All Ye Spirits

You might not be aware of this (I myself wasn't until recently), but yesterday was the Harmonic Concordance. Harmonic Concordance? Yes, the Harmonic Concordance.

Remember the Harmonic Convergance? Recall that moment of spiritual awakening? Just in case you missed it, here's a blurb I cobbled together from the web:

Harmonic Convergence
The great Harmonic Convergence of August 16, 1987 was the first astrology-based global celebration of our era. "Harmonic Convergence" describes the coming together of a group of energies to create a common tone. According to Mayan prophesy, the Harmonic Convergence initiated a 25-year cycle of transition that will conclude when we enter the Fifth World on December 21, 2012.

The period in history was defined as: "the point at which the counter-spin of history finally comes to a momentary halt, and the still imperceptible spin of post-history commences." It was the fulfillment of the prophecy of Quetzalcoatl, known as the Thirteen Heavens and Nine Hells. The prophecy stated that following the ninth hell, humanity would know and experience an unprecedented New Age of Peace. The Hell cycle ended on August 16, 1987; the Harmonic Convergence began on August 17. Thus began the projected twenty-five year culmination of the 5,125 year Great Cycle of History, as well as the 26,000-year cycle of evolution, both slated to end in 2012.

Now, according to the website HarmonicConvergence.com, like its spiritual ancestor, the Harmonic Convergence of 1987, the Harmonic Concordance of 2003 also is a call to the Spirit of Humankind to awaken to the idea that we are, in fact, Spiritual beings sharing a physical experience.

So there were celebrations by like-minded people (or whackos, if you're not feeling so generous) all over the world to bring in the Harmonic Convergance. My mom was threatenting to drag me to one of them here in Sedona, but she was exhausted from our hike and decided to crash in front of the idiot box instead.

I did see a good part of the lunar eclipse last night which was really cool. As for spiritual awakening and the end of the world as we know it, well, the jury is still out.

November 07, 2003

I Have a New Love

I have a new loveA Core of Soft Caramel Encircled by Chocolate & Caramel Ice Creams & Fudge Chips.

We created this Core Concoction to help you find your way to the ultimate ice cream experience. Whether your primal urges lead you to scoop into the sweet core of caramel, soothe your passions through the serene ice cream streams, or play scoop-&-tickle with the fudge chips, you'll be in total control of your own ice cream destiny. Thanks, from all of us at Ben & Jerry's

All I have to say is, damn this shit is delicious. (Not available in Samoa)

November 06, 2003

Feel Free to Move About the Country

I had a rough time getting to Arizona. It started when I woke an hour late, which is a congenital problem with me.

I run around the apartment chucking my stuff into bags because, like the idiot that I am, I didn't bother to pack the night before. Of course, I leave things. My jacket. My mouthwash. A few other assorted toiletries. God knows what else. I throw on my clothes from last night. And no time to take a shower. I hope the plane isn't crowded because pity the poor fool who has sit next to on a cross-country flight.

I leave the apartment at roughly 6:12. I have an 8:05 flight from Baltimore/Washington International Airport. I flag down a taxi. I don't know where the driver was from, somewhere in Africa, but wherever it is, he obviously didn't learn how to drive. He would accelerate by pumping the gas and would slow down by, take a wild guess, pumping the brake. We'd sit at a light and he'd release the brake so the car would lurch forward incrementally, I suppose, in an effort to see if he could actually touch his front bumper the car in front without doing any damage. The net effect was that by the time reached Union Station, I was severely nauseated.

Buying a MARC ticket from DC to BWI is a piece of cake with their electronic system. I was sweating it out in the taxi, thinking I didn't have a chance in hell of making to the airport in time, but my 7:05 train arrives at BWI at 7:32. I plant my bags and go off to get what passes for a bagel in the train station at some French chi-chi cafe called Bon au Pain.

The train is on track 15, which is way the fuck down the station, so I'm dragging my huge duffel, my backpack and my laptop all the way down the line. The first car is business class. The second car is business class. Bastards.

The train is comfortable and extremely efficient. There's only one stop between DC and the airport. I get off. Then I have to wait for the shuttle. By the time I arrive at the doors of the Southwest terminal, it's 7:45. Only 20 minutes to departure. I check in the Sky Caps. Happy to be relieved of my huge bag, I proceed to security. Oh, what joy.

After waiting in line for 10 minutes and watching the clock tick down, mocking me. I get the front of the line, put my bags on the conveyor belt, and am about the step through the metal detector, when the guard goes, better take off your shoes, because they are going to set off the detector, and you'll have to take them off anyway.

So what do I do? I ignore him, because I'm in a fucking hurry. And sure enough, I walk through and the alarm sounds. They stick me in this little glassed off room with two other guys who failed to heed the warning. I felt like an ass. A guard comes in and tells me take off my shoes and stand on this mat with two white silhouettes of feet. Stick your arms out, he says. He wands me. Finds nothing except two dimes in my pocket. They let me go.

I do the OJ thing down to my gate, B19, which, you guessed it, is the last gate in the terminal. That's the old OJ thing. Not the new OJ thing. I didn't have to kill anyway to make the flight.

I'm the last one to arrive at the gate. Southwest has festival seating, which always concerns me. I ask the attendant if the flight is full. He says yes. Then he changes his mind and says no. I don't know what to make of it, but I'm thoroughly confused, yet happy he didn't say no first and then change his mind. Maybe I would have done the new OJ thing.

I found an empty seat at the rear of the plane and settled in the for long haul out to Phoenix. I was so thrilled to have made it (my ticket was non-refundable and non-transferable and non-everything else you can think of, including non-expensive), that I was almost willing to forgive Southwest for serving no meal and not having any entertainment other than the in-flight magazine and the Sky Mall.

I Like Chicken, I Like Liver...

Meow Mix>On the way out of Phoenix we stopped at Walmart to do some shopping for the kittens. I picked up a mammoth 22.5 pound bag of <a href=Meow Mix. I used to be able to get Meow Mix back in Samoa, way back when, and the kitties used to slurp the shit up. But it only came in these tiny (and expensive) boxes.

So, of course, when I saw this massive bag and saw the price tag ($8.44), I had to have it. God bless America. If only there was a Walmart in Samoa.

Right next to the shelves with the cat food sits Walmar's impressive "gun store". I probably should have picked up a shotgun or two while I was in "America's Superstore". You can never be too safe these days, and, I mean, let's face it, guns are fun.

November 05, 2003

Stop the Madness

From the files of it's never too early to go negative comes this site from the John Kerry for President camp.

Stop the Madness

Call me crazy, but I think Mr. Kerry needs to concentrate on his current opponents in the primary first and then deal with the present administration later. Not that I don't agree with everything he says. He’s right on the money. Also, we haven't elected a senator to the Presidency since the 60s whereas the last three elections all went to former governors. I’m not saying candidates like Kerry and Edwards need to pack it in already, but they should be aware of what they are up against. (I know both are avid readers of American Idle)

November 04, 2003

Fefe

Fefe (pronounced Feh-Fey) is the Samoan word for "scared". It's a great word. One of the easiest to say and very handy to use. I've been thinking about it all day. Fefe is the feeling I have when I think about looking at my credit card bill after staying a little more than a week in New York City.

Unkosher Shoes

Unkosher ShoesCheck out these "cloven" hoof shoes. They are the Air Rift running shoes from Nike. Jesus Christ, who would wear these things? At least they're not tacky. I wonder if they come in gold...

Tip of the hat to Rachel from Notes from a broad


November 03, 2003

"American Psycho" Moment

I was wandering around the back alleys of the lower east side of Manhattan and I came across a little tapas bar called Suba which was tucked into a little nondescript building. The menu, posted behind glass in a brushed steel frame included, amongst other things, ATUN en SALSA de CHIPOTLE, which was described thusly:

Chipotle marinated grilled Yellow Fin tuna with spinach aioli and butternut squash tortilla.

All this for a mere 26 bucks. Keep in mind that this is an appetizer. It's not hard to imagine Patrick Bateman and the boys stoking up their cigars and appraising the waitresses after sucking down a few bottles of Cristal and gorging themselves on free range squid at this hot little joint.

You can find Suba at 109 Ludlow Street in the East Village. You can find “American Psycho" at half.com and if you aren't familiar with it, I highly recommend it. Let me know how far you get before you feel like throwing up.

New York Flowers

New York Flowers

Those Running Indian Octogenarians

NYC IndiansI had wanted to go and watch the end of the preofessional New York Marathon but I couldn't because I was so exhausted from the night before, even though the finish line was just down the street from Josh's apartment. How late were we out on Saturday night? We were out so late that when I missed my stop and went up past 96th street, I ran into a guy from South Africa with a number on his chest who was going down to the park to prepare for the race. It was a crazy, fun night.

So we were wandering around Columbus Avenue. We're walking south, we see more and more people with these odd silver, thermal blankets draped around them. This must have been after 6. It was dark, about an hour after sunset. Just south of the Museum of Natural History on 82nd or so, we took a right towards the park. There's tons of lights. Tons of security and police. We weren't allowed in the park. I guess we were a major security threat.

We did see these old Indians who had just finsished the race. I was talking to this Punjabi and he said, if you think these guys are amazing, wait until the 90 year old finishes.

November 02, 2003

"Life Interrupted"

Tonight I went to see Spalding Gray preform his new ("work in progress") monologue called "Life Interrupted". I've been wanting to see him perform for years, ever since I read "Swimming to Cambodia" on an overnight train ride from Melbourne to Sydney back in 1993. I even extended my stay in New York just so we could catch the show which is only on Sunday and Monday. But when I called the theater this afternoon to reserve tickets, they told me it was sold out. SOLD OUT! SHIT!

We decided to go anyway. I figured someone wouldn't show up and we could snatch up a pair of tickets. We walked down Columbus Ave and caught the subway down from 59th street to East Village where lies the PS 132 theater. The dude in the box office said there was a decent chance there would be some one selling tickets, but they didn't sell no-shows because people sometimes came as much as 20 minutes late and would be pissed if the theater sold their seats. So we waited and waited and finally at the last minute, litteraly right at 7:30 when the show was supposed to go on, a woman walks in with one ticket to sell.

Here we had something of a dilemna because both Josh and I wanted to see the Mr. Gray and neither of us was willing the see it while the other waited for an hour at cafe or walked around the block a few dozen times. The box office dude came to our rescue and said he could sell us one seat, which might be standing room, if we bought the one ticket from the woman. So everyone was happy.

It turns out we got great seats. Josh was in the front row and I was right behind him. Within a few minutes, Spalding Gray comes limping from the darkness behind his signature desk and he sits down and starts telling this story and that is how the show begins.

"Life Interrupted" is about the car wreck he was in during a trip to Ireland for his 60th birthday and his subsequent convalesence. Poor guy is all jacked up and
I think the head injury he sustained during the accident might have damaged his faculties. At least he doesn't have the energy he used to have.

Despite all this and being a work in progress, the show was great. His stories are funny and poignent. He has an incredible delivery that just puts me in such a state of ease and wanting to hear more and more. I was severely disappointed when he stopped talking and the show was over.

Afterwards we walked around the East Village, stuffed our faces in a
Polish restaurant, and walked around some more. I love the pulse of the city. It's really an amazing place.

I'm heading back to DC tomorrow and then out to Arizona on the 5th. It's going to suck to leave the east coast. I've really enjoyed my stay out here and the weather has been so damn agreeable.

Ed Heck

Ed HeckTonight I was walking south down Columbus Avenue on the Upper West Side. I came across a gallery showing the work of Ed Heck, including this adorable little pup entitled "City Dog". I love the bold colors and the whimsical subject matter. The style is so simple it's surprising that no one was doing it before, but that's the pure genius of Mr. Heck's work. You can check out more of his stuff here

No Battery For Andrew

Yesterday we took the subway over to Brooklyn to walk back over the Brooklyn Bridge. Great idea.

It was a beautiful day. It was 74 degrees. There were tons of people out, strolling, jogging, riding bikes. The sun was a scarlet fireball as it set behind the Statue of Liberty.

I went to grab my camera to take a shot of the sunset, but it wouldn't turn on. I looked in the battery case and the damn battery was missing. I left it in the charger, plugged into the wall in Josh's bathroom. I'll just have to hold the image in my mind.

November 01, 2003

Halloween in the Big Apple

I missed the Halloween parade in the Village, mostly because I didn't know about it until I came home at 4:30am to find an email from a friend asking me if I went. Then when I asked my host about it, he said, oh, right, that would have been cool, I went there last year, or something like that.

I was in Village the night before with my cousin who has lived in the same building for 25 years and gave me a great tour of the neighbrhood after stuffing me full of Jewish soul food (matzah ball soup, extra lean corned beef on rye and Dr. Brown's cream soda) at the Second Avenue Deli.

I did see plenty of NYC freaks around the 42nd street area and on the subway. My favorite costume was this guy who had a plain cardboard box hanging around his torso. On the box, was written "From: God To: Women". Clever, yet somehow, very, very ironic. I wonder if he got any play.

Halloween in the city is much different than the ones I grew up with in LA. There are no houses here in Manhatten, so kids go around to apartments and shops to trick or treat. It's very odd. In the building I'm staying in, a 20 story block on the upper west side, tenants could sign up with the conceirge to request trick or treaters. I think it's kind of sad. I remember as a kid going to neighboorhoods where every house was decorated with pumpkins and ghosts and spiders and witches and there were tons of other kids around.

When we got home, the conceirge still had some candy left over. I ate some chocolate taffy and a couple little packs of Bottle Caps. Remember Bottle Caps?

Sex in The City

Students Expelled For Making Sex Video

This wouldn't a news story of any particular interest to me, however, the students who made the sex tape, and were subsequently expelled, were from Stephen S. Wise Temple's Milken High School in LA. I attended Stephen S. Wise from the 2nd to the 6th grade. I have a brother and sister who are there now. A cousin recently graduated from Milken and I once dated a librarian from Milken (look out for those quiet ones). So there are some serious connections there.

I don't know how to feel about this whole thing. On the one hand, I'm sure there was some exploitive element to this sordid tale. On the hand, these kids are probably having more fun than you or I had in high school. Also since Stephen S. Wise is mere minutes away from Studio City, North Hollywood Sherman Oaks, the porn production hub of the world, the kids who made this little film probably have jobs waiting for them when they turn 18.