Media, News

News Critique

It really is that stupid:

(added 10MAR2010) and then there’s this:
Humor, News

Pork Meat Crime

This is one of the craziest stories I’ve heard in a long time:

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday.

Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he’s ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.
Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.
“It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID,” Burrimond said.
Arrested was Antonio Vasquez Jr., 21, of Fresno.
Burrimond said deputies headed to the victims’ home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8 a.m. Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.
The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying “Pappy’s Seasoning” to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims’ kitchen.
After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.
Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
“That’s right, the dog ate the weapon,” Burrimond said.
“I tell you, this was one weird case.”

Clearly, the dog is a student of the Monty Python defense against criminals armed with foodstuffs:

Sergeant: Where’s all the others, then?
All: They’re not here.
Sergeant: I can see that! What’s the matter with them?
2nd man (MP): Dunno.
1st Man (GC): Perhaps they’ve got ‘flu.
Sergeant: ‘Flu!? They should eat more fresh fruit! (rolls neck strangely.) Right! Now, self-defense! Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week, when I was showing you ‘ow to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit! (rolls neck again)
(Grumbles from all)
2nd Man: You promised we wouldn’t do fruit this week.
Sergeant: What do you mean?
3rd Man (TJ): Well, we’ve done fresh fruit for the last nine weeks.
Sergeant: What’s wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?
2nd Man: Can’t we try something else?
4th Man (EI): Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?
Sergeant: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We wanna learn ‘ow to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all ‘igh and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Oh, oh, oh. Well let me tell you something my lad! When you’re walking home tonight and some great ‘omicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of Logan berries, don’t come crying to me! Right, and now, the passion fruit! (He does a leaping about-turn.) When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit, ah thus…
All: We done the passion fruit.
Sergeant: What?
1st Man: We’ve done the passion fruit.
2nd Man: We done oranges, apples, grapefruit…
3rd Man: Whole and segments.
2nd Man: Greengages, pomegranates…
1st Man: Grapes, passion fruit…
2nd Man: Lemons…
3rd Man: Plums…
1st Man: And mangoes in syrup…
Sergeant: How ’bout cherries?
All: We done them.
Sergeant: Red *and* black?
All: Yes!
Sergeant: All right then. (pause) Bananas. We haven’t done bananas, have we?
All: (Dejectedly) No.
Sergeant: Right! How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Catch! (He throws a banana to 1st man.) Now, it’s quite simple to deal with a banana fiend. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him ‘elpless!
2nd Man: Suppose he’s got a bunch.
Sergeant: Shut up!

Media, News, Politics

Greenwald on the Media

Greenwald on the Media
For a Democracy to be healthy, there needs to be a thriving, strong, and adversarial media that forces truth out from the dark corners of the government and keeps the people informed so they are capable of making educated decisions about who should be running the country (and, notably, who shouldn’t). Our current media establishment has failed in this regard. You want proof? Go no further than that many people in this country still think Saddam Hussein had something to do with 9/11. If the media was doing it’s job, any myths which the government tries to peddle would be scoffed at and debunked immediately. Instead they fester like open sores on the body politic and are perpetuated by a broken, corrupt system that instead of questioning the powerful, allows itself to be coddled by it.
If you want to keep up with latest stories of our corrupt media, the best place is Glenn Greenwald’s Unclaimed Territory on Salon.com. Greenwald, a former constitutional law and civil rights lawyer, writes with rapier like precision about the failings of our media, the corruption and lawlessness of our government and the hypocrisy of our leaders. Most of the stories he covers are completely ignored by the mainstream media, so if you want to stay informed about these topics which the media talking heads want to ignore or wish away, Greenwald is the best place to start. I’ve linked to some of the more recent media critiques below the fold.

Continue reading Greenwald on the Media …

News

Anarchy in Holland?

Everyone is talking about the fall of the Dutch government. I suspect it won’ change ery much. Tourists will continue to come and go. Trains will run on time and life will go on much as normal as it can here in Amsterdam.

Political crisis in the Netherlands as government resigns

The Netherlands is facing a political crisis and early elections after the centre-right government of Prime Minister Jan Peter Balkenende announced it is resigning.
It comes after a row over the immigration minister prompted the D66 party to quit the ruling coalition.
It withdrew its support over Rita Verdonk’s tough stance on the citizenship of a Somali-born Dutch politician.
She had threatened to strip Ayaan Hirsi Ali of her citizenship for lying about her refugee status on arrival in the country in 1992.
Balkanende made the resignation announcement in parliament and afterwards said it was regrettable as the government was making progress with reforms.
Elections, initially scheduled for May 2007, could take place in September at the earliest.
Hirsi Ali resigned from parliament last month and said she would leave the Nethernlands after Verdonk threatened to withdraw her citizenship.The minister reversed her decision after Hirsi Ali submitted a statement saying she had not intended to lie to the authorities.

News, Politics

No Trace of Irony?

In this place where valor sleeps, we are reminded why America has always gone to war reluctantly, because we know the costs of war. We have seen those costs in the war on terror we fight today. These grounds are the final resting place for more than 270 men and women who have given their lives in freedom’s cause since the attacks of September the 11th, 2001.
– George Bush, Honors Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery, 29 May 2006

Reluctantly? Does he seriously think that anyone believes him when he says that? Yes, we releuctanly went into war with Iraq. Reluctantly. That’s the word I’d use. We reluctanly invaded the country only after we’d exhausted all diplomatic channels. We relunctantly invaded because Iraq had links to al Qaeda. And we reluctanly invaded because Saddam was going to nuke us. And we reluctanly invaded because people of the Middle East deserve freedom, the Almighty’s gift to everybody who lives in the world (unless your country isn’t sitting on a pile). Reluctant. Indeed. Reluctant.

Books, News, Politics

How Would A Patriot Act?

If you want to keep up to date with the all the legal machinations of the Bush Administration and the twisted logic of his one-eyed defenders, there is no better place than Glenn Greenwald’s Unclaimed Territory. Glenn’s insightful commentary rooted in his remarkably deep understanding of constitutional law and keen eye for hypocrisy makes for some of the best reading on the web.
His entries are not short, so you’ll need to devote some amount of time to keep up, but it will be time well spent, because a few years from now when our rights and the democracy that we are so proud of and zealously try to “export” are appreciably eroded, you’ll wonder how it happened. But only if you do not read Glenn religiously, like so many people who are worried that our country is headed in a radically wrong direction.
If you like what you read there and want to support him, pick up a copy of his recently published book, How Would A Patriot Act?. I ordered from Amazon. It just came. I haven’t had a chance to read it yet, but I will very shortly and let you know what I think.

News

Fuck Ya!

A lifetime of sodomy, a deserved reward for fucking over so many people. (I guess we have to wait for the sentencing, but this is a great start).

News

How Do You Spell Civil War in Arabic?

Just like this. A picture really is worth 1000 words.

News

Cheney’s Got A Gun

Apparently Vice President Dick Cheney shot someone over the weekend in a bizarre hunting accident.And now iIt seems that the boys at The Daily Show have manged to find some humor in it. Shit, can’t we let the VP maim people in peace?

News

Awesome!

New tomb found in the Valley of the Kings. Not royal, just connected. How cool is that?

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